# www.textsfromlastnight.com ftw **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 24, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730 "2009-04-24T14:53:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/141 "2010-04-20T13:22:35Z")
(214): Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse. AHAHAHAAHA ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/142 "2010-04-20T15:05:59Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > (214): > > Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse. > > AHAHAHAAHA omg. If this is real, that guy is my hero. LOL ---
**Author:** ![dyingtolive15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingtolive15/32/7472_2.png) [@dyingtolive15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingtolive15)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/143 "2010-04-22T06:14:51Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > (214): > > Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse. > > AHAHAHAAHA All that is man ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/144 "2010-04-22T14:45:48Z")
So many good 420 related ones ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/145 "2010-05-05T08:59:33Z")
(985): I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones (519): her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs ---
**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/146 "2011-01-20T08:18:29Z")
wtf happened to this? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/147 "2011-01-20T08:39:35Z")
lol (215): i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you (828): you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled ‘2nd base’ and then he gave you his number. I hate your life. ---------- Post added at 11:37 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:35 AM ---------- (203): he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget… either its a canadian thing or hes wasted ---------- Post added at 11:38 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:37 AM ---------- (314): Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning. ---------- Post added at 11:39 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:38 AM ---------- (570): she keeps giving me cups of everbeer… its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time ---
**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/148 "2011-01-20T08:41:25Z")
Fry for the save ---
**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/149 "2011-01-20T09:03:01Z")
> [@Willybeen](#): > > (519): > > her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs That one was great. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730/150 "2011-01-21T07:05:35Z")
(215): i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he’ll go ---------- Post added at 10:01 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:53 AM ---------- (604): She didn’t know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking. ---------- Post added at 10:02 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:01 AM ---------- (604): She didn’t know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking. ---------- Post added at 10:02 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:02 AM ---------- (802): OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made. ---------- Post added at 10:05 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:02 AM ---------- (973): I’m watching CSI, they found semen in the woman’s ear. (1-973): Guess she heard her killer coming Wah waaaaah [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/www-textsfromlastnight-com-ftw/66730.md?page=7)