# Xbox game to Avoid

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xbox-game-to-avoid/169431>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 28, 2004, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xbox-game-to-avoid/169431 "2004-09-28T08:56:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xbox-game-to-avoid/169431/1 "2004-09-28T08:56:59Z")

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Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball.

I used to love the old NES volleyball games, so I figured I’d rent one for my Xbox… my roommate said DOA Volleyball was supposed to be better than Outlaw Volleyball, so I rented it. It’s fucking awful. They spent more time programming titty shakes and designing optional bikinis than programming the actual play mechanics! it’s a TWO BUTTON game!! I guess they figured it would be easier for pathetic otaku to whack off to the bouncing titties if the game was mindless, and able to be played one-handedly.

This game is almost as bad as Street Racing Syndicate.

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xbox-game-to-avoid/169431/2 "2004-09-28T09:06:30Z")

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nes dodgeball \> \*

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xbox-game-to-avoid/169431/3 "2004-09-28T09:08:39Z")

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> [@fshowcars](#):
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> nes dodgeball \> \*

that’s the only ROM I ever play on NESticle…

well, that, and Mother (Earthbound Prequel)

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xbox-game-to-avoid/169431/4 "2004-09-28T09:08:42Z")

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> [@ShalerPunk](#):
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> Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball.
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> I used to love the old NES volleyball games, so I figured I’d rent one for my Xbox… my roommate said DOA Volleyball was supposed to be better than Outlaw Volleyball, so I rented it. It’s fucking awful. They spent more time programming titty shakes and designing optional bikinis than programming the actual play mechanics! it’s a TWO BUTTON game!! I guess they figured it would be easier for pathetic otaku to whack off to the bouncing titties if the game was mindless, and able to be played one-handedly.
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> This game is almost as bad as Street Racing Syndicate.

i cant really imagine that a beach volleyball game would be all that exciting, but to each is own i guess.

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xbox-game-to-avoid/169431/5 "2004-09-28T09:10:09Z")

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Superspike Volleyball and NES Volleyball were both awesome back in the day.

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**Author:** ![S10Blazed\_Si](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s10blazed_si/32/5983_2.png) [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xbox-game-to-avoid/169431/6 "2004-09-28T09:19:03Z")

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The only remotely interesting fact I can add is that there is a nude version of this game for modded xboxes. I never actually played the game because I could sense that it sucked. I just went through and looked at all the naked women bouncing. Pixelated nipples get boring though.

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**Author:** ![slowkid02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@slowkid02](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowkid02)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xbox-game-to-avoid/169431/7 "2004-09-28T10:30:44Z")

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i was never one to play volleyball video games. I thought it looked gay as soon as it came out. Im sure everybody could have seen that they were going to make the game a titty bouncing game. with out much mechanics to it.
