# yo dawg, I herd you like breaking into cars

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 11, 2010, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yo-dawg-i-herd-you-like-breaking-into-cars/156354 "2010-06-11T10:14:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yo-dawg-i-herd-you-like-breaking-into-cars/156354/1 "2010-06-11T10:14:36Z")

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so while you where at court being tried for breaking into cars, you got drunk on lunch break and broke into cars…

> Instead of grabbing a meal during the lunch break in his larceny trial, a Hebron man gulped down a bottle of vodka and stole items from cars parked near the courthouse, according to police.  
> When Thomas Peno, 50, returned to Rockville Superior Court after an apparent liquid lunch, judicial marshals stopped him for being drunk, police said.  
> They soon realized that he happened to match the description of the man who had been trying to break into cars, and broke into at least one.  
> This is also when the victim of one of the break-ins came into court to report the theft. Peno “made a dash for the front door” and knocked people down as he went, police said.  
> He was stopped near the front door, held until police arrived and arrested.  
> He yelled and cursed at others in the lobby as he was taken from court, police said.  
> Peno’s arrest on Wednesday was his 40th.  
> He will be arraigned on Thursday on burglary, larceny and breach of peace charges and was held on $20,000 bond. It was not known if he is represented by a lawyer.

> **[Suspect Uses Court Lunch Break to Steal from Cars: Cops](https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/suspect-uses-break-in-hearing-to-rob-cars-cops/1865825/)**
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> Instead of grabbing a meal during the lunch break in his larceny trial, a Hebron man gulped down a bottle of vodka and stole items from cars parked near the courthouse, according to police. When Thomas Peno, 50, returned to Rockville Superior Court...

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yo-dawg-i-herd-you-like-breaking-into-cars/156354/2 "2010-06-11T10:18:17Z")

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Wow. They should just put him on one of those bearing sea crab boats and make him disappear.

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yo-dawg-i-herd-you-like-breaking-into-cars/156354/3 "2010-06-11T10:37:04Z")

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He forgot the “a” in heard so you added it to Bering? 🙂

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yo-dawg-i-herd-you-like-breaking-into-cars/156354/4 "2010-06-11T10:49:26Z")

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> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#):
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> He forgot the “a” in heard so you added it to Bering? 🙂

Now I am going to go sell some material to an import company.

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yo-dawg-i-herd-you-like-breaking-into-cars/156354/5 "2010-06-11T10:50:01Z")

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Bering lol… and it’s the custom to use “herd” when making a yo dawg joke.

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**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yo-dawg-i-herd-you-like-breaking-into-cars/156354/6 "2010-06-11T11:46:28Z")

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I dunno man, I mean that guy got a shit ton accomplished on one lunch break
