# YOU ARE A DOG. THEY DONT EVEN FIT.
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 29, 2006, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664 "2006-08-29T13:38:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/1 "2006-08-29T13:38:59Z")
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### Author:  [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/2 "2006-08-29T13:39:49Z")
wtf?
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### Author:  [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/3 "2006-08-29T13:40:13Z")
it’s hilarious.
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### Author:  [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/4 "2006-08-29T13:40:17Z")
.
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### Author:  [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/5 "2006-08-29T13:40:22Z")
wtf, but :lol:
shouldn’t it be “you’re”…jk
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/6 "2006-08-29T13:40:30Z")
i don’t know why i like that so much. what is it?
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### Author:  [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/7 "2006-08-29T13:40:37Z")
my god, does someone need to hold your hand through this to make you realize why it’s funny?
edit: to the WTF crew above
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/8 "2006-08-29T13:40:39Z")
I’m not hip enough to get it. :gotme:
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### Author:  [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/9 "2006-08-29T13:41:24Z")
I looked at it 3 times thinking I would crack a smile.
I didn’t.
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### Author:  [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/10 "2006-08-29T13:41:25Z")
It’s the way his argument deteriorates as he realizes he’s arguing a dog.
First it’s the owner-master scenario. “GIVE THEM BACK”. It’s a command from an organize higher up on the biological ladder. When the dog doesn’t budge, he proceeds to reason. “YOU ARE A DOG”. I think the man, then, understands the futility of his discussion and has realized that while lower down on the ladder of life the dog has a distinct advantage in this scenario as man has simply evolved himself out of pure physical confrontation with beast. The last sentence, then, is one of desperation - as if to solicit pity from the beast. “they don’t even fit”.
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### Author:  [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/11 "2006-08-29T13:41:51Z")
it’s funny because he keeps trying to reason with a dog from commanding him to almost begging with the statement in the small text.
nice OT rip off btw
WOW at least I paraphrased…you copy pasted someone else’s post
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### Author:  [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/12 "2006-08-29T13:42:28Z")
> [@DarkkstaR](#):
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> my god, does someone need to hold your hand through this to make you realize why it’s funny?
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> edit: to the WTF crew above
I put WTF because its random and dont know where it came from…I did laugh…no i’m not really in the crew because I know why it’s funny :eekdance:
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/13 "2006-08-29T13:43:13Z")
dog in sneakers. hahaha!
where did it come from?
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/14 "2006-08-29T13:43:32Z")
🦗🦗 :uhh:
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### Author:  [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/15 "2006-08-29T13:43:42Z")
> [@newman](#):
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> dog in sneakers. hahaha!
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> where did it come from?
where all things come from
OT
never seen the original though
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/16 "2006-08-29T13:45:45Z")
> [@JoesTypeS](#):
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> where all things come from
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> OT
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> never seen the original though
haha, yeah, i meant was this created for some real purpose at some point? at first glance, it reminded me of this:
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### Author:  [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/17 "2006-08-29T14:25:27Z")
the engrish shit is awesome.
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### Author:  [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/18 "2006-08-29T14:26:13Z")
> [@STEALTTH](#):
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> I put WTF because its random and dont know where it came from…I did laugh…no i’m not really in the crew because I know why it’s funny :eekdance:
no I know you got it, the other kids above 🙂
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### Author:  [@\_Karu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Karu)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/19 "2006-08-29T14:41:13Z")
poor USPS postman…
they’ve to face those dogs, etc everyday.
it’s just stupid how their reputation is tarnished if they are bitten by a dog…
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2006, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-a-dog-they-dont-even-fit/16664/20 "2006-08-29T14:43:27Z")
This is an OT thing… not alot of NYSpeeders…
You need to post the original. It’s easier to digest.
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