# you are what you drive.
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [May 28, 2004, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805 "2004-05-28T17:24:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2004, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/1 "2004-05-28T17:24:39Z")
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legend - I’m too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX - I’m impotent.
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires.
Buick Park Avenue - I’m older than 34 of the 50 states.
Cadillac Eldorado - I’m a pimp.
Cadillac Seville - I’m a very good Mary Kay salesman.
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people.
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people’s reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette - I’m in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower.
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
Dodge Dakota - I’ve always wanted a womans pickup truck.
Ferrari Testarossa - I’m known to prematurely ejaculate.
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart).
Ford Mustang Cobra - I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them.
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit.
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45 - I’m a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I’m so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle.
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Lincoln Navigator - I love scaring the crap out of the guy who is driving a civic.
Mercury Grand Marquis - I’m an AARP member and need my social security for the car payment.
Mercedes 500SL - I can go 0-60 in about 6 seconds if the car doesnt fall apart at 50.
Mercedes 560SEL - I’m dating a mechanic.
Mercedes ML320 - I’m a badass soccer mom.
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler.
MGB - I’m dating a midget.
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don’t know what it means either.
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Nissan Maxima - I couldn’t afford an Infiniti.
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I’m going to make a fortune off the parts.
Oldsmobille Bravada - I laugh in the face of the guy who’s driving a Blazer.
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I’m on the EPA’s Ten Most Wanted List.
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock.
Pontiac GTO - Gas, Tires, & Orgasms.
Pontiac Aztek - Too easy.
Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie.
Porsche 944 - I’m dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal.
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic).
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu.
Toyota Camry - I’m still in the closet.
Toyota Land Cruiser- I would go off road if I could.
Volkswagen Cabriolet - I’m out of the closet.
Volkswagen Microbus - I’m trippin right now.
Volkswagen Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volvo 740 Wagon - I’m very frightened of my wife
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### Author:  [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/2 "2004-05-28T17:29:34Z")
:repost: ??
good though 🙂
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2004, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/3 "2004-05-28T17:30:38Z")
yeah its definitley old, maybe not a repost though.
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2004, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/4 "2004-05-28T18:00:34Z")
> [@Shaggy](#):
>
> yeah its definitley old, maybe not a repost though.
not
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2004, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/5 "2004-05-28T18:32:12Z")
🤣🤣🤣
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### Author:  [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2004, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/6 "2004-05-28T18:45:05Z")
> Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Actually, I got my Geo Storm before my **12th** grade year… :kekegay:
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### Author:  [@OnTheRun710](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OnTheRun710)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2004, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/7 "2004-05-28T18:46:15Z")
:sadwavey: :rant:
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### Author:  [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2004, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/8 "2004-05-28T18:58:25Z")
> [@Shaggy](#):
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> Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires.
>
> Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
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> Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them.
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> Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.
>
> Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler.
>
> Volkswagen Microbus - I’m trippin right now.
:bowrofl:
Amanda had an Audi 90… that’s all too accurate.
I have one to add…
Geo Prizm - Just keep telling yourself it’s a Toyota Corolla & ignore the old lady passing you in her electric wheelchair.
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### Author:  [@fattyvr6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fattyvr6)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2004, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/9 "2004-09-08T12:17:06Z")
Volkswagen Jetta - I get really scared when my check engine light ISN’T on…
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2004, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/10 "2004-09-08T12:24:17Z")
> [@fattyvr6](#):
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> Volkswagen Jetta - I get really scared when my check engine light ISN’T on…
and you are?
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### Author:  [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2004, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/11 "2004-09-08T13:08:18Z")
> [@fattyvr6](#):
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> Volkswagen Jetta - I get really scared when my check engine light ISN’T on…
volkswagen golf- see volkswagen jetta
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### Author:  [@smokeyburnouts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smokeyburnouts)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2004, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/12 "2004-09-08T13:14:51Z")
:1320:
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### Author:  [@oneslowbowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowbowtie)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2004, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/13 "2004-09-08T13:15:56Z")
> [@smokeyburnouts](#):
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> :1320:
X100
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### Author:  [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2004, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/14 "2004-09-08T14:10:30Z")
[QUOTE=Shaggy]
Oldsmobille Bravada - I laugh in the face of the guy who’s driving a Blazer.
Score!
:blue:
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### Author:  [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2004, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/15 "2004-09-08T14:15:47Z")
what are you then if you own muliply rides
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### Author:  [@Logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Logik)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/16 "2004-09-08T14:19:00Z")
> [@Shaggy](#):
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> Nissan Maxima - I couldn’t afford an Infiniti.
:down:
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2004, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/17 "2004-09-08T14:57:31Z")
confused and ghey
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2004, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/18 "2004-09-08T15:10:18Z")
> [@Logik](#):
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> :down:
w3rd
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### Author:  [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/19 "2004-09-08T15:15:39Z")
> Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people.
> 🤣
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### Author:  [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2004, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-what-you-drive/166805/20 "2004-09-08T15:37:24Z")
Ford Mustang Cobra - I slow down to 85 mph in school zones
haha
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