# you better hope you dont get HPV.

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 13, 2007, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659 "2007-11-13T08:16:16Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/1 "2007-11-13T08:16:16Z")

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This is bizarre, and totally fucking gross. I would have cut my friggin hands off by now.

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### Author: ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/2 "2007-11-13T08:41:18Z")

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puke

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### Author: ![Maximus33](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@Maximus33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Maximus33)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/3 "2007-11-13T08:52:20Z")

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And thats what happens when you live in some poor ass country where you cut your knee and now your fucked for life over something stupid. Yes lets bring him over to the U.S. maybe we can get him a license too:tup:

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### Author: ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/4 "2007-11-13T09:49:43Z")

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got wood?

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### Author: ![SVT3945](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svt3945/32/7409_2.png) [@SVT3945](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVT3945)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/5 "2007-11-13T10:05:14Z")

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I wonder what will be the first thing he does when he gets the use of his hands back ?

:spunk:

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### Author: ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/6 "2007-11-13T10:05:57Z")

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That is so cool.

Go tree man go!

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### Author: ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/7 "2007-11-13T10:13:13Z")

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wait, he has a teenage daughter?  
so somebody had sex with him?  
damn, did pj bottoms move to indonesia or something?

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/8 "2007-11-13T10:17:59Z")

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Definitely not clicking that link…

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### Author: ![Kramer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/97f17d/32.png) [@Kramer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kramer)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/9 "2007-11-13T10:24:08Z")

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is this safe for school computer lab

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### Author: ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/10 "2007-11-13T10:25:12Z")

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Amazing. The guy joined a freak show / circus and still didnt kill himself.

Although I bet he had a hard time tying his rope into a noose. Or holding a gun and pulling the trigger. Or opening the bottle of pills.

I’ll have to remember to DVR this when it’s on Discovery Nov. 15th

edit. It’s work/school safe. Here is a picture of the victim:

![http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/11/12/w1.jpg](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/11/12/w1.jpg)

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### Author: ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/11 "2007-11-13T10:28:37Z")

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that is bonkers, holy shit

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### Author: ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/12 "2007-11-13T10:34:04Z")

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I wonder what his cack looks like???

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### Author: ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/13 "2007-11-13T10:35:07Z")

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wtf it turns you into a tree?

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### Author: ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/14 "2007-11-13T10:35:15Z")

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damn, poor guy :tdown: That would suck

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### Author: ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/15 "2007-11-13T10:37:02Z")

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For the lazy

![http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/11/12/w3.jpg](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/11/12/w3.jpg)

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### Author: ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/16 "2007-11-13T10:37:35Z")

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I wonder what his cack looks like???

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who knows?

![http://www.yeshotelrome.com/hotels-accommodation/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/pinocchio.jpg](http://www.yeshotelrome.com/hotels-accommodation/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/pinocchio.jpg)

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### Author: ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/17 "2007-11-13T10:38:20Z")

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that’s nutty butty.

cool that it can be treated though. :tup: to modern medicine.

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### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/18 "2007-11-13T10:39:51Z")

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they should give his daughter braces.

then post nudes.

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### Author: ![IROC-Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iroc-z/32/7389_2.png) [@IROC-Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IROC-Z)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/19 "2007-11-13T11:25:07Z")

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Sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. :Barf:

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### Author: ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2007, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-better-hope-you-dont-get-hpv/38659/20 "2007-11-13T12:02:01Z")

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so where the fuck are his fingers???

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