# you boys like sword fights?

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 9, 2009, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901 "2009-04-09T11:46:03Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2009, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/1 "2009-04-09T11:46:03Z")

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[http://www.wthr.com/global/story.asp?s=10155926](http://www.wthr.com/global/story.asp?s=10155926)

> Indianapolis - Metro police say a woman is dead and two men are injured after an apparent sword fight inside a home on the far west side.  
> Franziska Stegbauer’s death has been ruled a homicide. The autopsy found Stegbauer died from a sword wound.  
> It happened around 1:00 am in the 5600 block of Raceway Road.  
> Police say two men were involved in the sword fight, and had to be hospitalized for multiple wounds. They also say Franziska Stegbauer was taken to Wishard Hospital where she later died.  
> Officers say they walked in on a gruesome scene - three people slashed by swords. They were later identified as Franziska Stegbauer, 77, her brother-in-law Adolf Stegbauer, 69, and her grandson, Chris Rondeau, 39.  
> Franziska Stegbauer was not breathing when officers arrived at the scene. Adolf Stegbauer was stabbed several times and was in serious condition. Rondeau also received stab wounds but was alert and conscious.  
> Police say it appears the two men got into a sword fight. Stab wounds covered their bodies. They believe Franziska Stegbauer tried to stop the two men from fighting when she was injured.  
> Police don’t know who started the fight, or who first attacked the other.  
> Since Stegbauer’s death was ruled a homicide, the two men could face attempted homicide charges as well as charges for attacking each other.  
> Adolf Stegbauer underwent surgery and remains in critical condition.  
> Chris Rondeau is under arrest on a preliminary charge of attempted murder and is being held in Wishard detention at this time.  
> Police say the family collected swords, and that several edged weapons were found in the home.

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### Author: ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2009, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/2 "2009-04-09T11:47:40Z")

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That’s actually really awesome.

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### Author: ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2009, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/3 "2009-04-09T11:50:14Z")

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> Raceway Road

EPIC

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### Author: ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/4 "2009-04-09T11:52:30Z")

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I’ve been waiting for someone to bring back sword killings…much more brutal than guns.

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### Author: ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/5 "2009-04-09T11:52:35Z")

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fucking Adolf

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### Author: ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2009, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/6 "2009-04-09T11:55:11Z")

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Fuckin’ slice a baby in half. Maybe I shouldn’t keep a sword in the office.

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### Author: ![Syrup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Syrup](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Syrup)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2009, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/7 "2009-04-09T12:12:01Z")

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lol sword fights, that guy in the picture looks like a sword fighter if i was to picture one.

interesting

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### Author: ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2009, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/8 "2009-04-09T12:24:55Z")

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Can you imagine witnessing 2 people that old sword fighting eachother?

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### Author: ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/9 "2009-04-09T12:26:12Z")

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it would be like a lemon party.

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### Author: ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2009, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/10 "2009-04-09T12:49:38Z")

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never mess with a man thats been in a chemical fire

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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/11 "2009-04-09T13:44:37Z")

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> [@BillysRevenge](#):
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> I’ve been waiting for someone to bring back sword killings…much more brutal than guns.

:word: people should resort to sword fighting instead of like driveby shootings and shit. Much more badass. Anybody can squeeze a trigger…it takes a true badass to defeat your enemies with a sword lol.

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### Author: ![TRP951](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@TRP951](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TRP951)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/12 "2009-04-09T13:50:22Z")

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“there can be only one”

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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2009, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/13 "2009-04-09T13:53:59Z")

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[http://www.swordsdirect.com/swords\_menu.html](http://www.swordsdirect.com/swords_menu.html)

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### Author: ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2009, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/14 "2009-04-09T14:44:40Z")

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Meh, there are nicer ways to die, homicidally, but that is pretty bad ass. I want to have a sword fight someday.

Really though…how fucking cool is that? I imagine the 39 year old busting in the door like _BASHHHH_ “WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THIS!?!” and the old man going “I’VE WAITED 30 LONG YEARS FOR THIS DAY…LET’S FIGHT!!!”

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### Author: ![dyingtolive15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingtolive15/32/7472_2.png) [@dyingtolive15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingtolive15)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2009, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/15 "2009-04-09T14:55:59Z")

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fucking awesome, I have a few ninja swords who wants to duel? haha and if some old hag tries to stop us we will just cut that bitch up

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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/16 "2009-04-09T16:46:26Z")

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> [@dyingtolive15](#):
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> fucking awesome, I have a few ninja swords who wants to duel? haha and if some old hag tries to stop us we will just cut that bitch up

I’m down. Just an FYI though, I am really good with a sword…and nunchuks…and a bo staff lol.

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### Author: ![blk99z28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@blk99z28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blk99z28)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/17 "2009-04-09T17:08:16Z")

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That’s sweet! Props to them. A fucking sword fight, that’s awesome.

What kinda swords were they using? Samurai or Medieval? Which one would trump the other in a fight? Would you rather have a light, skinny samurai type sword. Or a heavier but sturdier Conan the barbarian sword?

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### Author: ![Penfold](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/penfold/32/5007_2.png) [@Penfold](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Penfold)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/18 "2009-04-10T00:57:33Z")

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The show “family feud” needs to take some hints from this story.

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### Author: ![Syrup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Syrup](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Syrup)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2009, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/19 "2009-04-10T05:43:50Z")

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> [@theblue](#):
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> it would be like a lemon party.

this made me laugh. i use lemon party for my name at like bowling and other shit where you need a name, i was surprised at how many people don’t know what it is lol

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### Author: ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2009, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-boys-like-sword-fights/65901/20 "2009-04-10T12:54:38Z")

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> [@JEG](#):
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> I’m down. Just an FYI though, I am really good _at being a virgin, and not getting laid, and watching anime._

fixed.
