# YOU CAN'T BAN JESUS!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 10, 2010, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850 "2010-03-10T11:06:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/1 "2010-03-10T11:06:04Z")
who the fuck banned Jesus… he just called me and is in fuckin tears. says its worse than the time his father let the jews kill him and didnt do shit about it. really not cool guys REALLY NOT COOL!!! ILYA i expect your full support on this one!!! ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/2 "2010-03-10T11:19:35Z")
just about pooped right in my pants. :rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/3 "2010-03-10T11:20:28Z")
:lol Lock 1 ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/4 "2010-03-10T11:21:26Z")
nope you fuckstick ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/5 "2010-03-10T11:45:21Z")
you motherfucker…tyra comes on after scrubs. and i had to see why the 600lb lady though she was too skinny, then cry when she weighed in at 500 something because she was getting so thin. ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/6 "2010-03-10T11:47:23Z")
:rofl Yetti… ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/7 "2010-03-10T12:07:58Z")
Lock 1 ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/8 "2010-03-10T12:10:27Z")
lock 2 ---
**Author:** ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/9 "2010-03-10T12:11:29Z")
fuck off no lock ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/10 "2010-03-10T12:12:15Z")
Thats it youre getting nut tapped ---
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/11 "2010-03-10T12:13:53Z")
you guys all suck. be more sensitive to jesus… ---
**Author:** ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/12 "2010-03-10T12:13:55Z")
hahaah ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/13 "2010-03-10T12:23:19Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/14 "2010-03-10T16:06:54Z")
Jesus? ![http://images.spoof-media.com/thespoof/pdi/7807-1054Mexican.jpg](http://images.spoof-media.com/thespoof/pdi/7807-1054Mexican.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/15 "2010-03-10T17:45:52Z")
hahaha ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/16 "2010-03-10T17:47:49Z")
ya cant ban what doesnt exist ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/17 "2010-03-10T17:49:10Z")
paging Ilya ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/18 "2010-03-10T17:50:08Z")
lololololol ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/19 "2010-03-10T18:27:56Z")
bump for jesus! ---
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850/20 "2010-03-10T20:41:08Z")
NO RESPECT FOR JESUS!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-ban-jesus/250850.md?page=2)