# You can't get aids from fucking a hooker with a garbage bag....odyssey of a SC400 **URL:** \ **Category:** Builds\ **Created:** [January 24, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556 "2009-01-24T07:52:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/261 "2009-04-20T15:33:37Z")
I don’t have enough points left on my license to get caught doing bad things ☹ ---
**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/262 "2009-04-20T16:38:56Z")
thats y we dont get caught ---
**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2009, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/263 "2009-04-20T17:14:08Z")
thats why we have a wonderful event at lebanon valley on May 15th 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wallace](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wallace/32/6345_2.png) [@Wallace](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wallace)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 5:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/264 "2009-04-22T05:08:40Z")
or you could do it on the streets! ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/265 "2009-04-22T05:15:59Z")
CHARLTON DRIFTEURRRRRRRZZZZZZZZ :rofl ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 5:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/266 "2009-04-22T05:44:47Z")
> [@FS: 1985 Chevy truck 3/4 350 rebuilt! $1500](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1985-chevy-truck-3-4-350-rebuilt-1500/17208/8): > > I don’t have enough points left on my license to get caught doing bad things ☹ you could ride shotgun while i attempt to do it? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/267 "2009-04-22T05:47:31Z")
> [@who else is really excited for Halloween!?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-else-is-really-excited-for-halloween/17319/23): > > or you could do it on the streets! \*drift hustle and any of it’s affiliates do not support or condone illegal street drifting. Side effects may include but are not limited to: Broken car, broken pride, tow truck service, monetary loss, gaining a more personal connection with local law enforcement, etc. Find out today if illegal street drifting is right for you, talk to your doctor today ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/268 "2009-04-22T05:52:08Z")
> [@kick ass stang](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kick-ass-stang/17335/2): > > \*drift hustle and any of it’s affiliates do not support or condone illegal street drifting. Side effects may include but are not limited to: Broken car, broken pride, tow truck service, monetary loss, gaining a more personal connection with local law enforcement, etc. Find out today if illegal street drifting is right for you, talk to your local **drifter** today fixed. heheh. nothing like first hand knowledge. ---
**Author:** ![Wallace](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wallace/32/6345_2.png) [@Wallace](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wallace)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/269 "2009-04-22T09:58:37Z")
> [@kick ass stang](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kick-ass-stang/17335/2): > > \*drift hustle and all of it’s affiliates do support and condone illegal street drifting. Side effects may include but are not limited to:your nuts increase in size,women might start to like you, Broken car, broken pride, tow truck service, monetary loss of a vagina, gaining a more personal connection with local law enforcement,getting a better feel for your car,being know as that guy who keeps it real, etc. Find out today if illegal street drifting is right for you, talk to your doctor today haha. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/270 "2009-04-22T10:01:37Z")
This just in: You CAN, in fact, get AIDS from fucking a hooker, even with a garbage bag. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/271 "2009-04-22T10:04:38Z")
You didnt use the hefty flex bags did you. I found that regular garbage bags once they heat up get thin and rip causing aids contraction. ---
**Author:** ![Wallace](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wallace/32/6345_2.png) [@Wallace](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wallace)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/272 "2009-04-22T10:05:16Z")
you need to use ziploc bags! ---
**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/273 "2009-04-22T11:49:58Z")
plastic wrap sawn ---
**Author:** ![Akira](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/akira/32/6286_2.png) [@Akira](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Akira)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/274 "2009-04-22T18:46:43Z")
I think I see this car a lot in Toga. You work near the HS? ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/275 "2009-04-22T20:03:00Z")
Yup I live in Saratoga and work in Saratoga ---
**Author:** ![Akira](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/akira/32/6286_2.png) [@Akira](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Akira)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/276 "2009-04-22T20:41:33Z")
Ahh, cool… yeah, I thought it was you. Don’t see many of these around, let alone modified. Used to live in G’Field. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/277 "2009-04-23T05:34:49Z")
Me two. My parents live in Greenfield ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/278 "2009-05-12T07:52:48Z")
This update is saddening ☹ ☹ ☹ ☹ Well sunday night this happened ![http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/395230760_1368174197_0.jpg](http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/395230760_1368174197_0.jpg) New tire from tire rack is $120.33 it will be here like next week hopefully. I hate riding around without a semi cool wheel. This horribly ugly steely is bad. The tire that disintegrated only had like 3000 miles on it. Sumitomo you can suck me low. On top of that I noticed my outside temp sensor was not displaying. So i was like hmm thats odd. Let turn on the climate control to see if that bring it on. With the nice weather I haven’t touched that at all. Oh look lights but no display or action. Check fuse its popped. Godd deal. I’m in business. Replace fuse, turn on car, pops again. I fear the front wheel may have eaten into the main harness somewhere. My the company i consolidated my student loans with was taken over by my bank. My loans payments just doubled and they now take them straight out of my account without my control. My car is never getting finished ☹ Makes me want to sell it. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/279 "2009-05-12T08:29:23Z")
WTF? How can they do that? ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/280 "2009-05-12T08:32:54Z")
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