# You can't get aids from fucking a hooker with a garbage bag....odyssey of a SC400

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556
**Category:** Builds
**Created:** [January 24, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556 "2009-01-24T07:52:01Z")
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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/121 "2009-02-23T13:51:52Z")

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Haha, I already have a shitty looking quarter panel and I don’t think I would even attempt tandem, even if I had mad drift skills.

On the other hand, I think I picked up AIDS cause I used a Walmart brand garbage bag, should of went with Hefty. FML

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### Author: ![Wallace](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wallace/32/6345_2.png) [@Wallace](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wallace)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/122 "2009-02-23T13:56:58Z")

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> [@anyone with shipping hookups??????](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-with-shipping-hookups/14667/5):
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> We should tandem drift and smash our quarter panels in :lol

which side would you like me to hit?

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/123 "2009-02-23T13:58:33Z")

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:rofl

I love this thread, your car, and sparkles +rep :rofl

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### Author: ![Wallace](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wallace/32/6345_2.png) [@Wallace](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wallace)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/124 "2009-02-23T13:59:09Z")

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so even if you were good, you still wouldn’t tandem? i call bs!

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### Author: ![Wallace](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wallace/32/6345_2.png) [@Wallace](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wallace)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/125 "2009-02-23T14:00:13Z")

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> [@What's the most incorrect car statement you've ever heard?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-the-most-incorrect-car-statement-youve-ever-heard/14490/125):
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> :rofl
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> I love this thread, your car, and sparkles +rep :rofl

no…you love sparkles!

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/126 "2009-02-23T14:12:12Z")

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> [@What car would you buy for $10-15K?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-car-would-you-buy-for-10-15k/14641/33):
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> so even if you were good, you still wouldn’t tandem? i call bs!

If I had a track car I would tandem if I was good or not!

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### Author: ![Mafdark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mafdark/32/6322_2.png) [@Mafdark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mafdark)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/127 "2009-02-23T14:17:12Z")

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> [@\*\*Official\*\* Grand Prix of Toronto Pics/vids/Stories thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-grand-prix-of-toronto-pics-vids-stories-thread/14345/162):
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> If I had a track car I would tandem if I was good or not!

Once

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/128 "2009-02-23T14:19:29Z")

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> [@Taffy's Sunday Meet 7/16 @ 8pm](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/taffys-sunday-meet-7-16-8pm/14572/38):
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> Once

ha truth, I’d build a roll cage around my car to save it.

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/129 "2009-02-23T17:30:50Z")

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IF I had another JZZ chassis that was 5 speed I’d drift all over up and down left and right.  
I’d drift so much that all i could talk about was drifting. I would drifting in racing games on the tv and drift my subaru winter beater. Then I’d buy little match box cars and drift those. I’d drift 24/7. I’d drift my drit car with its drift body kit using my drift button, drift spec dampers, drift wing.

get my drift

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/130 "2009-02-23T18:19:00Z")

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totally get your drifting drift

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### Author: ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/131 "2009-02-23T18:41:40Z")

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there is a lot of “if I’s” in this thread about drifting

less if’s more do’s

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### Author: ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/132 "2009-02-23T19:03:14Z")

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I drift w/drag tires lol

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### Author: ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/133 "2009-02-23T20:12:04Z")

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> [@Windows Genuine Advantage](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/windows-genuine-advantage/14655/13):
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> I drift w/drag tires lol

Thats not drifting thats

Blowing it sideways :rofl

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### Author: ![Wallace](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wallace/32/6345_2.png) [@Wallace](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wallace)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/134 "2009-02-23T20:42:21Z")

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why would it have to be a track car only to tandem?

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### Author: ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/135 "2009-02-23T20:43:12Z")

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> [@Can Someone make me a Sig Please](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-someone-make-me-a-sig-please/14691/6):
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> why would it have to be a track car only to tandem?

+1 i tandem my altima all the time and its mostly a street car. whats your issue? :wierd

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### Author: ![Wallace](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wallace/32/6345_2.png) [@Wallace](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wallace)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/136 "2009-02-23T20:47:34Z")

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i would tandem my car anytime with anyone. it’s a full duty street car not a track car. oh and i don’t have a cage but that’s the only thing holding me back.

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### Author: ![Wallace](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wallace/32/6345_2.png) [@Wallace](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wallace)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/137 "2009-02-23T20:49:03Z")

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> [@Best Sunday Night All Year!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-sunday-night-all-year/14689/26):
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> +1 i tandem my altima all the time and its mostly a street car. whats your issue? :wierd

what do you tandem car pool lane? lol j/k

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### Author: ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/138 "2009-02-23T20:51:23Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/8661/493):
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> what do you tandem car pool lane? lol j/k

🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl i was wondering what one of you would say first :thumbup

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/139 "2009-02-23T20:51:50Z")

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> [@Can Someone make me a Sig Please](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-someone-make-me-a-sig-please/14691/6):
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> why would it have to be a track car only to tandem?

Because I don’t want to fuck up my rust free coupe body, it’s my summer daily! I’ll drift it though.

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-cant-get-aids-from-fucking-a-hooker-with-a-garbage-bag-odyssey-of-a-sc400/241556/140 "2009-02-23T20:52:45Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/8661/493):
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> what do you tandem car pool lane? lol j/k

nah man, he tandem tows two mini uhaul trailers :lol

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