# You have to try this!!! Talk to strangers... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 1, 2009, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242 "2009-04-01T20:32:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/21 "2009-04-01T20:52:04Z")
Stranger: hello asl You: OH HAI You: 12/F/WV Stranger: u shudnt be on this site! You: y not Stranger: bunch of pervs on ere! Your conversational partner has disconnected ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/22 "2009-04-01T20:52:50Z")
> [@I am probably going to hell for this....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-probably-going-to-hell-for-this/16531/56): > > WOWWW he got you with the “you’re a towel” I laughed out loud wtf is the whole towel thing??? ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/23 "2009-04-01T20:53:07Z")
Stranger: I am black. You: ffffuuuuuuuu You: I’m in the KKK You: we kill your kind Stranger: This will not do! Stranger: Alright, gonna go do black stuff… ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/24 "2009-04-01T20:53:55Z")
hahah ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/25 "2009-04-01T20:54:32Z")
You: I DON’T WANNA WAIT Stranger: for my life to be over! You: I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW Stranger: what will it beee You: wow… did we just become best friends? Stranger: I think we did. You: me too, I love you, bye ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/26 "2009-04-01T20:55:02Z")
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: YMCA Stranger: LALALALA Stranger: LALALAL You: the life of the wife is ended by the knife You: gunna make you say Y M CA Stranger: fuck Stranger: I AM \*\*\*\*\*\* Stranger: YOUR ASS Stranger: IS MINE You: i heard jiggers smell like salt You: \*\*\*\*\*\*\* You: is this true? Stranger: no You: I have water melon and orange soda are you not intrigued? Stranger: bye Stranger: i AM NOT Stranger: A PEDOPHILE Stranger: BYE Your conversational partner has disconnected. How do they all know? ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/27 "2009-04-01T20:56:24Z")
> [@LKSi"](#): > > You: I DON’T WANNA WAIT > > Stranger: for my life to be over! > > You: I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW > > Stranger: what will it beee > > You: wow… did we just become best friends? > > Stranger: I think we did. > > You: me too, I love you, bye :rofl Dude. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/28 "2009-04-01T20:56:50Z")
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: i’m touching myself right now Stranger: guy or girl You: girlllll Stranger: whoa Stranger: girl here… You: nicee You: i’m 19 Stranger: 16 Stranger: bi or straight? You: a/s/l You: ehhh, willing to try Stranger: female california You: college? Stranger: only 16 You: ooo wtf Stranger: yeeaa… Your conversational partner has disconnected. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/29 "2009-04-01T20:59:53Z")
> [@LKSi"](#): > > You: I DON’T WANNA WAIT > > Stranger: for my life to be over! > > You: I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW > > Stranger: what will it beee > > You: wow… did we just become best friends? > > Stranger: I think we did. > > You: me too, I love you, bye 🤣rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/30 "2009-04-01T21:04:04Z")
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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/31 "2009-04-01T21:05:19Z")
You: Do you like America? Stranger: i live in america, but i don’t like it You: Well then… You: you can just GEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT OOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT Stranger: oh, ok ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/32 "2009-04-01T21:05:37Z")
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: chippy? You: I’m touching myself Stranger: hey lets talk about it! Can I call you Mike? You: wtf is chippy Stranger: are you mooseknuckle jeesus Mike? You: no it’s amandaaaaa Stranger: amanda. are you legal? Stranger: like legit? too legit to quit? You: 19, I’m still in college You: wayyyy to legit Stranger: get tore up much? You: haha, no You: are you tearing it up??? Stranger: zebras! - is yr money on them black with white stripes or white with black stripes? Stranger: I’m riding zebras. I’m doin real good You: it’s green, duh You: haha ur crazy Stranger: oh so yr a weed smoker Stranger: me too You: def, love it Stranger: Where we’re you touching before? Stranger: elbow? Stranger: zebra? You: yea i like touching my elbows, it turns me on You: lmao Stranger: zebras have no elbows. We’re probably making fun of them talking about touching our ebows Stranger: but lets keep touching elbows anyway Stranger: will you call me again? Or did you just wanna lick my elbow then never see me again? Stranger: cuz thats cool to You: haha, isn’t it impossibleto touch elbows together Stranger: i mean yours and mine Stranger: I dont elbow masturbate by trying to touch my own You: hahahah, very funny, ur a pedofile aren’t you Stranger: i just checked you retard - of course its possible to touch elbows together You: nope Stranger: just not touching your elbow with yr tongue Stranger: can I call you Mike? You: my boobs are in the wya, cant do it Stranger: Wow boobs at 19. Unheard of. i got mine at 24 Stranger: have you ever thought about jesus? You: ummmm, thats not early Stranger: mooseknuckle jeesus? You: no fuck him Stranger: you know mooseknuckle tho yeah? You: is he a dif jesus? Stranger: he deals weed to jeesus You: ha, ok theen Stranger: he’s kind of a half jeesus half zebra You: i’d like to meet him then Stranger: anyways - you can drink his boob milk - tastes like Bud Lite Stranger: ever drink your own boob milk? You: mmmm, maybe Stranger: what do you taste like? Stranger: wasabi? Stranger: zebra? You: close Stranger: jeesus? You: diesel… Stranger: nice You: its alittle harsh Stranger: its been real. sayonara amanda diesel boobs. I’d do you! Your conversational partner has disconnected. ---
**Author:** ![Tricia](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tricia/32/6426_2.png) [@Tricia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tricia)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/33 "2009-04-01T21:11:33Z")
1st. Convo:lol Stranger: JOGO TIBIA MATO DRAGÃO, FICA COMIGO SIM OU NÃO? You: english-o ? Stranger: Fuck you-o. 2nd convo:lol Stranger: RONALDO You: MCDONALDO Stranger: rsrsrs fui pego desprevenido nessa ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/34 "2009-04-01T21:12:09Z")
I got that Ronaldo guy a couple mins ago :rofl ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/35 "2009-04-01T21:17:38Z")
Stranger: A wild Squirtle appears! Stranger: Squirtle uses water gun You: fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, gooo charmander Stranger: It’s super effective! You: dammit! You: go metapod! Stranger: Squirtle uses tail wag Stranger: nothing happens You: metapod uses harden! defense has greatly increased! Stranger: Squirtle runs away You: whew… close one ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/36 "2009-04-01T21:17:56Z")
**![http://omegle.com/static/logo.png](http://omegle.com/static/logo.png)** **![http://omegle.com/static/tagline.png](http://omegle.com/static/tagline.png)** 2871 users online [the Funadvice Traffic Exchange](http://www.funadvice.com/exchange) Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: nasioc ot ftw Stranger: ftw!!!? You: oooo nasioc You: car fags unite Stranger: yeah something like that You: yes i know You: I R IZ CAR PERSON Stranger: no wai You: yes wai Stranger: do you drive an srt4? You: i do not drive a NEON Stranger: it’s not a NEON!! Stranger: it’s an SRT4 You: die in a fire You: its a fucking neon Stranger: it has nawwwwwwwws Stranger: hater You: and tiurbos tooo the extreme You: so fucking extreme Stranger: xtreme! You: pshhhhh psshhhhh blow off sound Stranger: i drink mountain dew while driving Stranger: that’s how extreme i am You: I blow of in reverse im so fucking extreme Stranger: shit, you win You: continue on good sir ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/37 "2009-04-01T21:25:16Z")
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [shift518.com](http://shift518.com) Stranger: Welcome to tech support how may I help you? You: tech? for what??? Stranger: yor current problem You: dildos… Stranger: you called us sir? You: problem with dildos Stranger: What seems to be the problem You: its broken Stranger: Oh thats easy Stranger: did you check the batteries You: its not battery opperated Stranger: oh Stranger: well You: oo hai You: it got stuck Stranger: did you try gluing it back together You: why would i glue it in my butthole Stranger: well if its stuck please remain calm and I will dispatch a team of large black men to your current location Your conversational partner has disconnected. ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/38 "2009-04-01T21:28:03Z")
omg so much fun! hahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/39 "2009-04-01T21:40:44Z")
Stranger: Hi You: omg sarah is that you Stranger: yes You: i have HIV you might want to get yourself checked Stranger: omg You: i know Stranger: you freakin psychapath You: I told you i have herpese and you were cool with that Stranger: no i wasn’t you dick You: but then the next day i found out about the HIV Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK Stranger: whyyy Stranger: how could you do this to me You: oh wait is this Sarah M or Sarah W Stranger: M You: OHHHH yeah ummm so sorry about that Stranger: why would you do this to me You: you were drunk and passed out Stranger: thats YOUR fault You: and the way the urine made your pants cling to your crotch You: I couldnt help it You: i mean I atleast pulled out You: and blew it in your hair You: that has to stand for something Stranger: well i guess it does Stranger: haha pulled out You: well since we both have HIV Stranger: you didn’t You: marry me Stranger: i’m pregnant You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Stranger: ok 🙂 You: come over i have a flight of stairs and a coat hanger Stranger: whats the stairs gonna do You: well you know mom is going to be pissed your prego Stranger: noooo Stranger: hang on a sec You: she was always jealous of us playing doctor growing up Stranger: im back Stranger: sorry i had to take a gnar gnar dump You: you shouldnt talk like that you know how it turns me on Stranger: 😉 Stranger: sorry Stranger: i need to wash my grease face ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 9:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/40 "2009-04-01T21:45:07Z")
haha, o god, i gotta sleep, I will def be using this tomorrow at school!!! lol [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242.md?page=3)