# You have to try this!!! Talk to strangers...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 1, 2009, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242 "2009-04-01T20:32:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/41 "2009-04-02T05:18:55Z")

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Anyone else try this???

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**Author:** ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 5:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/42 "2009-04-02T05:41:25Z")

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quite amusing.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 5:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/43 "2009-04-02T05:50:14Z")

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Post this:

Hi this is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.

fap like crazy

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/44 "2009-04-02T06:23:04Z")

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I don’t need to try this, you guys are cracking me up.

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**Author:** ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/45 "2009-04-02T06:42:59Z")

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You need to try it.

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**Author:** ![silverandslow1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@silverandslow1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silverandslow1)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/46 "2009-04-02T06:44:06Z")

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Stranger: hi

You: Hi this is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.

Stranger: the FBI doesn’t work in my country

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: well that was fun

You: o…well…fuck you!

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**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/47 "2009-04-02T06:44:31Z")

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It is hilarious though. Great way to waist time at work/school…

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/48 "2009-04-02T10:04:04Z")

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its all /b/rothers on there, pretty much, but its funny

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/49 "2009-04-02T10:10:43Z")

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> [@I am probably going to hell for this....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-probably-going-to-hell-for-this/16531/70):
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> Stranger: hi
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> You: Hi this is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.
> 
> We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
> 
> Stranger: the FBI doesn’t work in my country
> 
> If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
> 
> Stranger: well that was fun
> 
> You: o…well…fuck you!

Took your post and ran with it.

Stranger: hi  
You: Hi this is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/50 "2009-04-02T10:47:13Z")

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Wtf…argument!

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/51 "2009-04-02T11:01:44Z")

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Stranger: pancheri  
You: Wtf is pancheri?  
You: You want me to punch you in your cherry?  
Stranger: it’s god in the nerd’s world  
You: Thank Pancheri I’m not a nerd  
Stranger: ae tu acredita em et?  
You: Si  
Stranger: sou um et e to comendo sua bunda  
Stranger: se isso for verdade de uma risadinha  
You: Si  
You: Si senorita  
Stranger: NO SEI SI VC ACREDITA  
Stranger: IN LAMOR A PRIMEIRA VISTA  
You: Windows Vista?  
You: Yes, it sucks  
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/52 "2009-04-02T11:02:23Z")

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This is great! hahahaha

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/53 "2009-04-02T11:04:52Z")

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You: Umm, this is the Over Medicated Emo Girl Life Escape right?

Stranger: gay?

You: No, I’m not gay, just depressed.

You: My friend said to come here, and someone would help me.

Stranger: y

You: All my friends and my parents hate me.

Stranger: y

You: Ask them man, I have no idea.

You: I’m awesome.

Stranger: you r

You: Are you gay?

Stranger: yes

You: Girl or Guy gay?

Stranger: guy

You: What’s that like?

Stranger: cool

You: So why are you on a chat room for emo girls then?

Stranger: not

You: Umm…?

You: Isn’t that what OMEGLE stands for?

Stranger: no

You: Oh what the hell, these are the kinds of mean jokes they play on me all the time.

You: Do you know what the number for the suicide hotline is?

Stranger: in usa?

You: Yes

Stranger: no

You: Don’t you ever get bummed out, I mean it’s got to be hard being gay right?

Stranger: isnt

You: Do you give it in the butt or take it in the butt?

You: I never understood how you choose.

Stranger: give

You: Well that’s good, my boyfriend tried to do that to me once, and it hurt.

Stranger: you girl?

You: Yes

Stranger: sorry

You: Don’t want to be my friend anymore now?

Stranger: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/54 "2009-04-02T11:11:20Z")

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lol. Aww…Nicole keeps getting rejected. lol.

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/55 "2009-04-02T11:13:33Z")

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Stranger: Hi

You: Hey, do you know Failvis?

Stranger: No should I?

You: He’s only the biggest failure at life ever

Stranger: ooh why?

You: Where do I start?  
We could start at his 2004 Subaru STI bursted into flames, that he was paying ~$600/Month for

You: then decided to not tell the bank, and refuse to pay for it

Stranger: oke, and why do you care about failvis?

You: Oh, I don’t…His streams of fail entertain the community where I live

**then a buncha BS from ‘Stranger’, I got back on topic:**

Stranger: and everybody in NewYork knows that guy?

You: Failvis is also 29 years old, lives with mom in a trailer, and is jobless

You: …plays poker for cash

Stranger: well if you’re good at it?

You: c’mon, admit that from these small bits of info about Failvis that you think this guy sucks

Stranger: haha allright I admit it

:rofl

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/56 "2009-04-02T11:14:30Z")

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You got a better stranger. ☹  
My stranger sucked.

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/57 "2009-04-02T11:15:32Z")

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lol.

I talked to a 17yr old french girl. She was actually quite interesting. Had a real convo. Aurelie was her name. Don’t know how to exactly say it, but yeah…

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/58 "2009-04-02T11:17:25Z")

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Stranger: Hi  
You: Hi  
Stranger: Hi  
You: Hi  
Stranger: Hi.  
You: Will you f’in stop saying hi!?  
You: Thank you.  
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/59 "2009-04-02T11:18:01Z")

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Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: a/s/l?

Stranger: what?

You: Um, are you serious? It means how old are you, are you a boy or a girl, and where are you from?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:rofl

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/60 "2009-04-02T11:20:32Z")

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My strangers all sucked ass

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