# You have to try this!!! Talk to strangers...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 1, 2009, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242 "2009-04-01T20:32:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/61 "2009-04-02T11:20:44Z")

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I wish I get Nicole one of these times.

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/62 "2009-04-02T11:22:24Z")

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You: [www.meatspin.com](http://www.meatspin.com)

You: go to it

You: for realz

Stranger: i dont want to see porn

You: lmao

You: you are porn

Stranger: i dont need porn

Stranger: im not

Stranger: im a human humans are not porn

Stranger: you are porn  
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

🤣rofl:rofl

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**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/63 "2009-04-02T11:23:04Z")

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Stranger: hi  
You: Do you know Travis Koch?  
Stranger: Yea  
Stranger: He’s a douche bag  
You: fuckin a right, huge tool right?  
Stranger: Yea definitely  
You: he sucks at life, his WRX deserved to burn  
Stranger: I heard when he masturbates, he likes to stick his pinky in his ass

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/64 "2009-04-02T11:23:42Z")

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Stranger: Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate

You: ohnoez

Stranger: no future for you

You: Bennyfizzle is watching you masturbate

Stranger: he suck dicks

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahah :rofl

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/65 "2009-04-02T11:23:45Z")

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^^ lol.

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/66 "2009-04-02T11:25:10Z")

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!  
You: Nicole?  
Stranger: oi  
You: No?  
Stranger: yes  
You: You’re nicole?  
You: FINALLY!  
Stranger: name?  
You: Nicole?  
Stranger: is Nicole  
You: You is nicole?  
Stranger: yes…  
Stranger: vai toma no cu…teu viado  
You: You suck

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/67 "2009-04-02T11:25:17Z")

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I just told some kid i was from Bogies, hes like “nice, i hear its mad nice there” :rofl

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/68 "2009-04-02T11:26:01Z")

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:rofl

Wasn’t me man.

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/69 "2009-04-02T11:27:55Z")

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I know. lol.

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**Author:** ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/70 "2009-04-02T11:29:22Z")

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Noice.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/71 "2009-04-02T11:30:22Z")

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My stranger right now is pretty cool…  
He’s probably a 60 year old creepy man in his basement, but whatever.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/72 "2009-04-02T11:30:58Z")

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He has worse english than Vlad.

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/73 "2009-04-02T11:31:04Z")

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I keep getting all the foreign strangers.

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**Author:** ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/74 "2009-04-02T11:31:33Z")

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mine is too. From serbia. I asked if he would send me a siberian lynx.

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/75 "2009-04-02T11:31:55Z")

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Stranger: hi  
You: Hi  
Stranger: are u from ?  
You: No, I am not from ?  
Stranger: VAI TOMAR N O MEIO DO SEU CU  
Stranger: FILHO DA PUTA  
Stranger: VAI SE FUDER  
Stranger: CHUPA MEU PIRU  
Stranger: SEU BABACA  
Stranger: VAI DAR O CU  
You: WHAT THE HELL!? ANOTHER FOREIGNER!? WTH!?  
Stranger: OTARIO , VIADO  
You have disconnected.

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/76 "2009-04-02T11:37:35Z")

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You: last time i took a shit, i got FUCKED!

Stranger: her gash i did slash

You: aint no thang but a chicken wang mang

You: yo, is your nam Grapedrankisha?

Stranger: i like my bodies striped, raped and strangled!

You: wow, we have something in common

You: wanna eiffle tower some dead hookers?

Stranger: do you cum blood?

You: only when i hit my balls with a 10lb sledge

Stranger: pussy

You: kinda ma thang

You: i know, i should try a 20lb and man up

Stranger: pussy

You: yes, your mothers pussy is magnificent

You have disconnected.

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/77 "2009-04-02T11:47:27Z")

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You: OH SNAP

Stranger: ずっと一緒にいたい。  
そう思える君が口ずさんでいた曲。  
だけど後ろから見てるだけしかできなくて  
近くにいる人を羨ましく思う  
休み時間になるとすっとんで行って  
幸せそうにニヤけている私は  
かなり馬鹿そうなんだろうな  
だけどそれでも良かった、近くにいれるだけですっごくすっごく嬉 しかった  
ずっと一緒にいたいと思った

Stranger: 😉

You: Alriiiiighhtttyyy then

You: lol

Stranger: ?

You: SO is that some Bukkake type shit?

Stranger: fuck off 😃

You: Good talk!

Stranger: yea

You: Suck it trebec

Stranger: o ty hamie jebany

Stranger: на гимнастическом полу даже арбузы буду прыгать…Сопляки…

You: Is that some spiritual bullSHIT?

You: What you know about Failvis?

Stranger: failvis?

Stranger: what is that

Stranger: understand you dont attack me

Stranger: are you from?

You: Failvis is a chode that burnt his piece of shit STI to the ground b/c he has bad credit and bad breath

Stranger: lubisz placki?

You: \<— insert roflcopter

Stranger: bo ja zajebiscie w huj , ze ja pierdole xD

You: Pz \*\*\*\*\*!

You have disconnected.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/78 "2009-04-02T11:58:26Z")

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My Belgian stranger was the man.

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/79 "2009-04-02T12:07:58Z")

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> [@1st day back at school for most...How'd it go?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1st-day-back-at-school-for-most-howd-it-go/16594/55):
>
> You: OH SNAP
> 
> Stranger: ずっと一緒にいたい。  
> そう思える君が口ずさんでいた曲。  
> だけど後ろから見てるだけしかできなくて  
> 近くにいる人を羨ましく思う  
> 休み時間になるとすっとんで行って  
> 幸せそうにニヤけている私は  
> かなり馬鹿そうなんだろうな  
> だけどそれでも良かった、近くにいれるだけですっごくすっごく嬉 しかった  
> ずっと一緒にいたいと思った
> 
> Stranger: 😉
> 
> You: Alriiiiighhtttyyy then
> 
> You: lol
> 
> Stranger: ?
> 
> You: SO is that some Bukkake type shit?
> 
> Stranger: fuck off 😃
> 
> You: Good talk!
> 
> Stranger: yea
> 
> You: Suck it trebec
> 
> Stranger: o ty hamie jebany
> 
> Stranger: на гимнастическом полу даже арбузы буду прыгать…Сопляки…
> 
> You: Is that some spiritual bullSHIT?
> 
> You: What you know about Failvis?
> 
> Stranger: failvis?
> 
> Stranger: what is that
> 
> Stranger: understand you dont attack me
> 
> Stranger: are you from?
> 
> You: Failvis is a chode that burnt his piece of shit STI to the ground b/c he has bad credit and bad breath
> 
> Stranger: lubisz placki?
> 
> You: \<— insert roflcopter
> 
> Stranger: bo ja zajebiscie w huj , ze ja pierdole xD
> 
> You: Pz \*\*\*\*\*!
> 
> You have disconnected.

He spoke Asian, Russian, and Polish to you all in one chat. Nice. Last two were russian, polish respectively.

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/80 "2009-04-02T12:08:09Z")

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> [@Hobowars](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hobowars/14967/238):
>
> My Belgian stranger was the man.

Why is that?

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