# You have to try this!!! Talk to strangers...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 1, 2009, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242 "2009-04-01T20:32:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/81 "2009-04-02T12:12:29Z")

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'Cause his English was terrible and the language barrier was hysterical.

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/82 "2009-04-02T12:13:59Z")

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lol.

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/83 "2009-04-02T12:23:01Z")

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Stranger: I love chocolate  
You: I love women  
Stranger: I fuck them  
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahah.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/84 "2009-04-02T12:26:05Z")

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello there.

Stranger: BAILA BAILANDO TCHAN AEEE

You: O RLY?

Stranger: BAILA BAILANDO TCHANNNN OLHA U KIBEEEE

You: NO WAI!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/85 "2009-04-02T12:32:41Z")

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I’ve gone through like 30 straight Mexicans.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/86 "2009-04-02T12:34:50Z")

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Eventually, I will find you Ilya! :lol

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/87 "2009-04-02T12:38:14Z")

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I FOUND SOMEONE WHO SPOKE RUSSIAN! LOL!!

Stranger: превед  
You: Prevet  
You: Yak dela?  
Stranger: normakno a ytebya?  
You: Ne ploha  
You: Ti ot kuda?  
Stranger: rus otkyda eshho to  
You: Ya z USA  
You: No rodilsa na Ukrainee  
Stranger: da ladno neveru  
You: Pravdu govoryu  
You: Pover  
You: lol  
Stranger: nomad)  
You: chto?  
Stranger: davnov usa?  
You: Da  
You: 19 let  
You: Tebe skolka let?  
Stranger: 23  
You: Aha  
Stranger: a tebe?  
You: Mne 22  
You: Ti devka? Skazhi chto da  
You: lol  
Stranger: lol net ^)  
You: Man  
Stranger: yeah  
You: Nu dobro  
You: Peace

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/88 "2009-04-02T12:38:39Z")

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Umm, TRANSLATE?!

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/89 "2009-04-02T12:38:59Z")

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> [@help me: trying to get into painting](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-trying-to-get-into-painting/15257/3):
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> Eventually, I will find you Ilya! :lol

Can’t wait till you do…😃

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/90 "2009-04-02T12:40:32Z")

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If you want to talk to me that bad over the interwebz, I have AIM you know. It’s a sure thing. :lol

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/91 "2009-04-02T12:41:10Z")

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> [@Hobowars](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hobowars/14967/241):
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> I FOUND SOMEONE WHO SPOKE RUSSIAN! LOL!!
> 
> Stranger: превед  
> You: Prevet  
> You: Yak dela?  
> Stranger: normakno a ytebya?  
> You: Ne ploha  
> You: Ti ot kuda?  
> Stranger: rus otkyda eshho to  
> You: Ya z USA  
> You: No rodilsa na Ukrainee  
> Stranger: da ladno neveru  
> You: Pravdu govoryu  
> You: Pover  
> You: lol  
> Stranger: nomad)  
> You: chto?  
> Stranger: davnov usa?  
> You: Da  
> You: 19 let  
> You: Tebe skolka let?  
> Stranger: 23  
> You: Aha  
> Stranger: a tebe?  
> You: Mne 22  
> You: Ti devka? Skazhi chto da  
> You: lol  
> Stranger: lol net ^)  
> You: Man  
> Stranger: yeah  
> You: Nu dobro  
> You: Peace

Hi  
Hi  
How’s it going?  
Good. You?  
Not bad  
Where you from?  
Russia, where else  
I’m from the US  
But was born in Ukraine  
No way  
For real  
Believe me  
Nomad  
What?  
Long time in the US?  
19 years  
How old are you?  
23  
You?  
22  
You a girl? please say yes  
lol no  
Man  
Yeah  
Okay  
Peace

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/92 "2009-04-02T12:41:27Z")

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> [@Lasertron GoKarts...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lasertron-gokarts/16547/22):
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> If you want to talk to me that bad over the interwebz, I have AIM you know. It’s a sure thing. :lol

That’s not as fun. lol.

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/93 "2009-04-02T13:11:43Z")

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You: HEY!

Stranger: aaaaaaaaa

You: aaa nothing

You: dont give me lip

Stranger: where are you live

You: Bennyfizzleville

You: you?

Stranger: a

You: a is not a place

Stranger: slovenia

You: is it cold there

You: its cold in bennyfizzleville

Stranger: we have rain here

You: is it wet?

Stranger: yes

You: how wet?

Stranger: a lot

You: reery?

You: how much wetness you get?

Stranger: in wich country are bennyajsfahsdgfds

You: USA

Stranger: aa

You: bennyfizzleville.

Stranger: šupak

You: ok

You: i never ate that

You: sounds good though

Stranger: yes it is good

You: YUMM

Stranger: pedr

You: ok

You: sounds fun

Stranger: it is fun

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/94 "2009-04-02T13:37:42Z")

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: Hi there.

Stranger: do you like bananas?

You: I do actually.

Stranger: big ones or small ones?

You: I had an average sized one for breakfast actually, and that one filled me up just fine.

Stranger: are you a small person?

You: 5’5" - Average I guess. Average banana for an average person.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The funny thing is, I really did have a banana with breakfast this morning. :rofl

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**Author:** ![Oleg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oleg/32/6276_2.png) [@Oleg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oleg)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/95 "2009-04-02T13:40:45Z")

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> [@Flying ants!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/flying-ants/16621/4):
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> I really did have a banana with breakfast this morning. :rofl

Is that what you kids call it these days?

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/96 "2009-04-02T13:42:15Z")

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That was last night.

I mean the actual :banana fruit.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/97 "2009-04-02T13:52:24Z")

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calm down

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/98 "2009-04-02T13:52:29Z")

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I got the I Love Chocolate guy!!

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**Author:** ![RossA4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce7236/32.png) [@RossA4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RossA4)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/99 "2009-04-02T14:30:15Z")

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Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: ?

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LOLZ

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-have-to-try-this-talk-to-strangers/243242/100 "2009-04-02T14:40:44Z")

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Mo fuckas be rick rolling every one

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