# you just might be from PA **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 15, 2004, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-just-might-be-from-pa/171092 "2004-12-15T18:49:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-just-might-be-from-pa/171092/1 "2004-12-15T18:49:21Z")
* * * **Some of these are really true** Jeff Foxworthy on Pennsylvania: If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Pennsylvania. If you’re proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Bradford is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Pennsylvania. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Pennsylvania. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Pennsylvania. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t work there, you might live in Pennsylvania. If your dad’s suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Pennsylvania. If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Pennsylvania. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Pennsylvania. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Pennsylvania. YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Pennsylvanian WHEN: 1. “Vacation” means going up north past I-80 for the weekend. 2. You measure distance in hours. 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. 4. You often switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again. 5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. 6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events(including weddings). 7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave all the doors unlocked. 8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them. 9. You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. 11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction. 12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent. 13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a concrete statue of a deer next to your blue spruce. 14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age. 15. Down South to you means Pittsburgh. 16. A critter is something you eat. 17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed. 18. You go out to fish fry every Friday. 19. YOUR 4TH OF JULY PICNIC WAS MOVED INDOORS DUE TO FROST. 20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. 21. You find 0 degrees “a little chilly.” 22. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Pennsylvania friends. ---
**Author:** ![Stroker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stroker/32/5948_2.png) [@Stroker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Stroker)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-just-might-be-from-pa/171092/2 "2004-12-15T19:18:03Z")
1. You measure distance in hours. thats a good one ---
**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-just-might-be-from-pa/171092/3 "2004-12-15T19:19:11Z")
🤣 If your dad’s suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Pennsylvania. ( i’m sporting one from my camo hat.) You see people wearing camouflage at social events(including weddings). i’ll have my camo hat on tommorrow night at the party. ---
**Author:** ![T34418L31](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@T34418L31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T34418L31)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-just-might-be-from-pa/171092/4 "2004-12-15T19:52:58Z")
Jeff Foxworthy is the biggest homo ever. ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-just-might-be-from-pa/171092/5 "2004-12-15T19:54:06Z")
too bad i was forced to look at this like 5 times already… ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-just-might-be-from-pa/171092/6 "2004-12-15T19:54:39Z")
> [@Coup D E'Tat](#): > > Jeff Foxworthy is the biggest homo ever. x2. that whole “Blue Collar” troupe makes me want to hang myself… excluding Ron White, of course. That fucker is hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-just-might-be-from-pa/171092/7 "2004-12-15T20:10:08Z")
![http://www.nashville.zanies.com/photos/Thumb237.jpg](http://www.nashville.zanies.com/photos/Thumb237.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2004, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-just-might-be-from-pa/171092/8 "2004-12-15T21:03:45Z")
this was a very funny and interesting post. the first 16 times I saw it. And by funny and interesting, i mean stupid and moronic. ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-just-might-be-from-pa/171092/9 "2004-12-16T09:40:01Z")
i liked it…wasnt great wasnt bad…and ron white is halirous!!! ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-just-might-be-from-pa/171092/10 "2004-12-16T09:43:47Z")
this thread sucks… i can’t believe i read that! ---
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-just-might-be-from-pa/171092/11 "2004-12-16T09:47:55Z")
1. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age. ---
**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-just-might-be-from-pa/171092/12 "2004-12-16T10:25:04Z")
> [@Quik](#): > > * * * > > **Some of these are really stupid** ---
**Author:** ![deadeyehatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c67d28/32.png) [@deadeyehatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadeyehatch)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-just-might-be-from-pa/171092/13 "2004-12-16T10:40:21Z")
pretty good stuff. mostly all true ---
**Author:** ![1990\_x6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/ce7236/32.png) [@1990\_x6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1990_x6)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-just-might-be-from-pa/171092/14 "2004-12-16T10:44:06Z")
some can be gay… those arent that bad… theyre all about winter tho ---
**Author:** ![vtecsol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@vtecsol](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vtecsol)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-just-might-be-from-pa/171092/15 "2004-12-17T06:04:25Z")
🤣 Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.