# you know its cold out when... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 5, 2009, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534 "2009-02-05T10:46:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/1 "2009-02-05T10:46:57Z")
beer kept on your porch is EXPLODING just the caps of bottles, all the cans seem to be fine sad… well i guess now we have to drink them. nothing like a cold beer at 1:45 in the afternoon ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/2 "2009-02-05T10:49:00Z")
lol this happened to me last night … i got crazy brain freze off the beers kinda sucked ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/3 "2009-02-05T10:51:41Z")
its after noon, go for it ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/4 "2009-02-05T10:51:46Z")
The water main on N.Forest near Millersport did pretty much the same thing. On my way back from lunch there was a river running down N. Forest. If it was a river of beer I’m sure I would have stopped though. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/5 "2009-02-05T10:52:17Z")
someone say beer? ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/6 "2009-02-05T10:56:33Z")
I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that the beer is exploding, or the fact that you need to wait for the beer to thaw before you can drink it. ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/7 "2009-02-05T10:57:58Z")
> [@yeamabu](#): > > I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that the beer is exploding, or the fact that you need to wait for the beer to thaw before you can drink it. Get a spoon then, fggt. ---
**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/8 "2009-02-05T10:58:52Z")
I’m drinking a Heineken slushy right now- not too bad. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/9 "2009-02-05T10:59:27Z")
i have them sitting in a bucket of lukewarm water should be good to go in a few minutes poor beast. im drinking all of his heineken. oh well, i didnt have any other choice ☹ ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/10 "2009-02-05T10:59:35Z")
> [@yeamabu](#): > > I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that the beer is exploding, or the fact that you need to wait for the beer to thaw before you can drink it. first correct use of grammar ever in a sentence? ---
**Author:** ![ericvw7989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ericvw7989/32/5070_2.png) [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/11 "2009-02-05T11:00:48Z")
> [@deebo](#): > > first correct use of grammar ever in a sentence? His mother wrote it for him. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/12 "2009-02-05T11:05:32Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > poor beast. im drinking all of his heineken. oh well, i didnt have any other choice ☹ its what he would have wanted. ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/13 "2009-02-05T11:07:41Z")
When I was home for Christmas I put a case of Guinness on the porch and had a few freeze on me ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/14 "2009-02-05T11:12:22Z")
Speaking of Guinness, can it be had warm? It tastes like cold coffee to me… ---
**Author:** ![turbociv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@turbociv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbociv)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/15 "2009-02-05T11:13:44Z")
dude, i wouldnt go telling people you store your beer on the porch. too many theives.:snky: ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/16 "2009-02-05T11:16:18Z")
> [@turbociv](#): > > dude, i wouldnt go telling people you store your beer on the porch. too many theives.:snky: Srzly. Unopened cans of beer are risk-free, too! ---
**Author:** ![civicjim](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/civicjim/32/5297_2.png) [@civicjim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/civicjim)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/17 "2009-02-05T11:23:45Z")
Yeah it is damn cold out. Sux to learn the hard way that beer doesn’t like it either. ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/18 "2009-02-05T11:27:00Z")
i left my gatorade in my car last nite def an ice block of beverage this morning ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/19 "2009-02-05T11:35:59Z")
The alcohol won’t freeze hence the best time to drink it, you don’t need to drink the water. ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534/20 "2009-02-05T11:37:41Z")
> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#): > > The alcohol won’t freeze hence the best time to drink it, you don’t need to drink the water. The relatively small amount of alcohol in beer will freeze. Frozen —\> thawed beer is fucking gross. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-its-cold-out-when/62534.md?page=2)