# You know what I hate...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 17, 2008, 4:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860 "2008-01-17T04:55:50Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 4:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/1 "2008-01-17T04:55:50Z")
…when the cardboard roll in the toilet paper is crushed and doesn’t spin smoothly.
Just a little observation to provide entertainment for Darkstar. 😉
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 5:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/2 "2008-01-17T05:12:18Z")
you’re so lucky that you’re like 6’4 290lbs or else I would be on my way to kick your ass right now.
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### Author:  [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 5:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/3 "2008-01-17T05:20:33Z")
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### Author:  [@jph102900](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jph102900)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/4 "2008-01-17T05:34:10Z")
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### Author:  [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/5 "2008-01-17T05:35:00Z")
hahah… i feel ya!
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### Author:  [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/6 "2008-01-17T05:39:01Z")
yeah…you don’t get that smooth consistent roll…it stops and you have to use two hands to stop it from tearing early…pisses me off
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### Author:  [@obi-1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/obi-1)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/7 "2008-01-17T05:43:16Z")
Sometimes the ones at work get jammed and you can only tear off about half a square at a time. :mad:
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### Author:  [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/8 "2008-01-17T05:52:38Z")
I think they need automatic dispensing toilet paper like they have for paper towels.
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### Author:  [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/9 "2008-01-17T05:56:00Z")
just use a bidet, that way you can hold your beer and the newspaper
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 6:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/10 "2008-01-17T06:06:07Z")
> [@New trailer hitch cover... (Hello trailer hitch)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-trailer-hitch-cover-hello-trailer-hitch/34376/18):
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> Sometimes the ones at work get jammed and you can only tear off about half a square at a time. :mad:
🤣
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### Author:  [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/11 "2008-01-17T06:23:30Z")
I feel your pain, Jeff. I always try to re-round the roll before I place it on the spool.
> [@whitey"](#):
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> I think they need automatic dispensing toilet paper like they have for paper towels.
Kimberly-Clark has one.
[http://investor.kimberly-clark.com/releaseDetail.cfm?ReleaseID=252603](http://investor.kimberly-clark.com/releaseDetail.cfm?ReleaseID=252603)
> [@New trailer hitch cover... (Hello trailer hitch)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-trailer-hitch-cover-hello-trailer-hitch/34376/18):
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> Sometimes the ones at work get jammed and you can only tear off about half a square at a time. :mad:
I have found that if you…
1. Use the handicrapper stall (the ones with the rails)
2. Pop open the container and place the roll on the rail
3. Wipe down the crack whore, because there is a lot of nasty people @ work that don’t know how to keep unsanitary items from leaving the bowl area.
4. Manually remove a swath from the now uninhibited roll
…the crapping experience is much more pleasant.
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### Author:  [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/12 "2008-01-17T06:29:39Z")
> [@Anyone else bored to tears?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-else-bored-to-tears/34425/8):
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> you’re so lucky that you’re like 6’4 290lbs or else I would be on my way to kick your ass right now.
Ah, I see you’ve heard about my recent weight doubling. :mrT:
You know you immediately subscribed to this thread, anticipating all of the witty replies and Andy Rooney-esque descriptions. It just doesn’t get any better than this.
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### Author:  [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/13 "2008-01-17T06:53:21Z")
> [@FS: CUSTOM built TURBO KIT (650whp+)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-custom-built-turbo-kit-650whp/34417/20):
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> Ah, I see you’ve heard about my recent weight doubling. :mrT:
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> You know you immediately subscribed to this thread, anticipating all of the witty replies and Andy Rooney-esque descriptions. It just doesn’t get any better than this.
Weight doubling?! no way.
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### Author:  [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/14 "2008-01-17T07:09:25Z")
> [@FS: CUSTOM built TURBO KIT (650whp+)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-custom-built-turbo-kit-650whp/34417/25):
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> Weight doubling?! no way.
290 lb is 131 kg, and that’s about what the scale says. Hmmm, maybe I wasn’t on the metric scale. My bad.
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### Author:  [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/15 "2008-01-17T07:15:21Z")
> [@FS: CUSTOM built TURBO KIT (650whp+)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-custom-built-turbo-kit-650whp/34417/31):
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> 290 lb is 131 kg, and that’s about what the scale says. Hmmm, maybe I wasn’t on the metric scale. My bad.
:bsflag:
I saw you 3 weeks ago and you were the buffest person at jj’s
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### Author:  [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/16 "2008-01-17T07:35:42Z")
Here is something to think about…Americans are some nasty people. I myself am like most people and wipe and wipe until I do not see any more ass funk on the toilet paper…then I give another one to make sure. But think of it this way. If somehow your shit landed on your arm…would you just take a few wads of paper and wipe it off and be cool with it? Fuck no you would scrub that shit. In other countries they use bidets (asscrack bath) and it cleans it a lot better than a wad of paper. I myself have yet to try one and am wonder who all has. The most I will do is when I take a real nasty deuce I will take some baby wipes to my crack…fir test purposes I will wipe as good as a can with paper and then switch to the baby wipe…you would be amazed how much ass funk is still there.
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### Author:  [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/17 "2008-01-17T07:38:09Z")
> [@FS: CUSTOM built TURBO KIT (650whp+)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-custom-built-turbo-kit-650whp/34417/35):
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> Here is something to think about…Americans are some nasty people. I myself am like most people and wipe and wipe until I do not see any more ass funk on the toilet paper…then I give another one to make sure. But think of it this way. If somehow your shit landed on your arm…would you just take a few wads of paper and wipe it off and be cool with it? Fuck no you would scrub that shit. In other countries they use bidets (asscrack bath) and it cleans it a lot better than a wad of paper. I myself have yet to try one and am wonder who all has. The most I will do is when I take a real nasty deuce I will take some baby wipes to my crack…fir test purposes I will wipe as good as a can with paper and then switch to the baby wipe…you would be amazed how much ass funk is still there.
True dat. wet wipes ftmfw
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### Author:  [@obi-1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/obi-1)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/18 "2008-01-17T07:47:49Z")
True story. I witnessed this at the Hillman library at Pitt. There was a guy at the urinal next to mine. I couldn’t help noticing that, as he flushed, he rinsed his hands in the water running down. If that wasn’t enough, he walked over to the sink and slicked his hair back by running his “wet” hands through it.
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### Author:  [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/19 "2008-01-17T07:53:07Z")
> [@FS: CUSTOM built TURBO KIT (650whp+)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-custom-built-turbo-kit-650whp/34417/38):
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> True story. I witnessed this at the Hillman library at Pitt. There was a guy at the urinal next to mine. I couldn’t help noticing **_as I was meat gazing_** that, as he flushed, he rinsed his hands in the water running down. If that wasn’t enough, he walked over to the sink and slicked his hair back by running his “wet” hands through it.
Wow
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2008, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-what-i-hate/194860/20 "2008-01-17T08:00:45Z")
> [@FS: CUSTOM built TURBO KIT (650whp+)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-custom-built-turbo-kit-650whp/34417/38):
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> True story. I witnessed this at the Hillman library at Pitt. There was a guy at the urinal next to mine. I couldn’t help noticing that, as he flushed, he rinsed his hands in the water running down. If that wasn’t enough, he walked over to the sink and slicked his hair back by running his “wet” hands through it.
you were checking out his junk.
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