# You know you have a big ego when.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 18, 2008, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505 "2008-04-18T08:26:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/21 "2008-04-19T07:14:38Z")
…when the judge at your trial for a driving felony makes lunch plans with you and shoots the shit for 5 minutes while everyone else waits and drops the felony to a misdemeanor and sends you on your way instead of to Jail. On your way out you here two lawyers bitching about you and smile when one say “he must be famous or he knows some people who know some peope” …you drive a lexus …people on other forums say this about you [QUOTE=]I normally think 90% of the guys at ClubLexus are egotistical fuckwads that have nothing better to do than knock someone else’s car while masturbating to pics of their own car,…[/QUOTE] and the first thing you think is “I am not a fuckwad” …You pass up a girl cause she drives a cavalier ---
**Author:** ![OhNoPOPO](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ohnopopo/32/6344_2.png) [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/22 "2008-04-19T09:33:19Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#): > > … when you put “Si” or “type R” stickers on your car haha owned ---
**Author:** ![That\_Blue\_DA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@That\_Blue\_DA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/That_Blue_DA)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/23 "2008-04-19T10:22:48Z")
> [@Hooked on 240](#): > > When you HAVE TO be 1st at a red light, even if its 3am, on a double laned road, (troy-schenectady) and 2 cars are in front of you going the speed limit. Very Very true. ---
**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2008, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/24 "2008-04-19T10:40:59Z")
> [@That Blue DA](#): > > Very Very true. when you rock rota slips 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fn\_Skanks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fn_skanks/32/6308_2.png) [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/25 "2008-04-20T15:54:08Z")
^^ i wouldn’t call that an “ego” type of wheel, actually the exact opposite. there are a shitload of people with the slipsteams/ flik blasts… pretty played out if you ask me. an ego wheel would be some nice 3 piecer’s or something… wish i could afford some bbs rg-r :sad ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/26 "2008-04-20T15:55:04Z")
well you could do like 50 fat chicks for $100 a piece ---
**Author:** ![stockcarboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stockcarboy/32/6303_2.png) [@stockcarboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stockcarboy)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/27 "2008-04-20T20:14:09Z")
> [@That Blue DA](#): > > …when you don’t need to brag about your car because other people do the bragging for you :bowdown yes so true . word of mouth is better than telling people how many cars you have beat ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/28 "2008-04-20T20:15:18Z")
> [@1.8tV-Dub](#): > > well you could do like 50 fat chicks for $100 a piece mmmmmmmmmmm fat chicks ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/29 "2008-04-20T20:37:08Z")
> [@93v8clone](#): > > mmmmmmmmmmm fat chicks y am i not surprised john chimed in here? ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/30 "2008-04-20T20:38:49Z")
so ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 2:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/31 "2008-04-21T02:30:15Z")
theres more to love… ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 4:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/32 "2008-04-21T04:43:42Z")
You buy an M3 with fender stripes. ---
**Author:** ![DB2\_GS-R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DB2\_GS-R](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DB2_GS-R)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/33 "2008-04-21T15:15:21Z")
…when you loose a race and start talking shit about the other persons car to make your self feel better :haha ---
**Author:** ![That\_Blue\_DA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@That\_Blue\_DA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/That_Blue_DA)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/34 "2008-04-21T19:54:01Z")
> [@big red](#): > > when you rock rota slips 🙂 or the bbs wheels :lmao ---
**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/35 "2008-04-21T19:59:12Z")
when you race a civic hatch with a gsr swap and drop the clutch too early just too get further away from that honda… :idiots lol oops swifty knows what this is about hahaha ---
**Author:** ![Johawk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johawk/32/6284_2.png) [@Johawk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johawk)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/36 "2008-04-21T20:02:31Z")
When you enjoy the smell of your own farts ;D ---
**Author:** ![That\_Blue\_DA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@That\_Blue\_DA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/That_Blue_DA)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/37 "2008-04-21T20:05:04Z")
> [@Johawk](#): > > When you enjoy the smell of your own farts ;D :runaway :runaway ---
**Author:** ![Johawk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johawk/32/6284_2.png) [@Johawk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johawk)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/38 "2008-04-21T20:09:27Z")
or when you have a new haircut and if girls don’t like it… :shifty Fuckin Skanks!!! ---
**Author:** ![idipskoalmint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ebca7d/32.png) [@idipskoalmint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/idipskoalmint)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505/39 "2008-04-21T20:32:53Z")
> [@Swifty](#): > > …you blow stop signs infront of Guilderland cops because you have a pizza sign on your car, and they don’t want to ruin a good food connection. :lmao I loathe G-land/Altamont cops - I’ve been pulled over 3X for “speeding” when I was going \< 5mph over the limit. I also got pulled over for running a stop sign, even though my car rolled backwards (at which point, I had to explain the laws of physics to the officer). [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-have-a-big-ego-when/236505.md?page=1)