# You know you live in Alberta when...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937>\
**Category:** Canada Nissan Automotive\
**Created:** [September 23, 2007, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937 "2007-09-23T12:54:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![ohsoslo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@ohsoslo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ohsoslo)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/1 "2007-09-23T12:54:38Z")

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you hit dead moose road kill on the highway!

 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/shifted/IMG_0979.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/shifted/IMG_0979.jpg)

 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/shifted/IMG_0967.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/shifted/IMG_0967.jpg)

ripped those centre section supports (not rad support) off at the weld

 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/shifted/IMG_0969.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/shifted/IMG_0969.jpg)

you can’t see it well from the pictures, but the fender was pushed from the inside and is now toast

 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/shifted/IMG_0970.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/shifted/IMG_0970.jpg)

dented up the stock sidemount intercooler…this i dont’ really care about

 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/shifted/IMG_0972.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/shifted/IMG_0972.jpg)

mmmm moose blood on the windsheild somehow

 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/shifted/IMG_0974.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/shifted/IMG_0974.jpg)

**WARNING** - next picture is a little gross, moose guts on the undercarriage

at least there was no frame damage

 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/shifted/IMG_0976.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/shifted/IMG_0976.jpg)

for hitting a dead moose that was almost the damn size of my car the damages are actually quite minimal…needs new front bumper and passenger fender and those bumper center support things and its good to go…just kind of sad that this was the last 10 minutes that i drove my car this year

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**Author:** ![ohsoslo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@ohsoslo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ohsoslo)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/2 "2007-09-23T12:55:56Z")

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oh and incase anyone is curious…there was no damage to the oil pan or anything…those oil stains are from my neighbor’s pos van

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**Author:** ![pigbenis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e480ec/32.png) [@pigbenis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pigbenis)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/3 "2007-09-23T13:33:04Z")

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hey our cars look the same now i have the exact same damages but oposite sides haha

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**Author:** ![ohsoslo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@ohsoslo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ohsoslo)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/4 "2007-09-23T14:01:09Z")

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> [@pigbenis](#):
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> hey our cars look the same now i have the exact same damages but oposite sides haha

the “spotting” in your thread of your car in the riverbend area was actually me 😛

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**Author:** ![Garret\_Volden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Garret\_Volden](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Garret_Volden)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/5 "2007-09-23T14:02:28Z")

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if any one asks say it is drift damage :lol:

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**Author:** ![ohsoslo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@ohsoslo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ohsoslo)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/6 "2007-09-23T14:07:19Z")

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> [@Garret\_Volden](#):
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> if any one asks say it is drift damage :lol:

i wish it was! i could maybe get away with a story about a tandem battle with a moose and he spun out or something 😃

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**Author:** ![Invalid\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecae2f/32.png) [@Invalid\_Zero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Invalid_Zero)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/7 "2007-09-23T15:31:54Z")

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I’m surprised that’s all it did. :o

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**Author:** ![Last\_Fuse](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/last_fuse/32/5847_2.png) [@Last\_Fuse](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Last_Fuse)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/8 "2007-09-23T17:36:15Z")

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> [@Invalid Zero](#):
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> I’m surprised that’s all it did. :o

x2. I worked at a wrecker where I was cutting apart a Matrix that had been a Moose caused double fatality. It was 3 months old when I got to it and I was still picking moose bits out of the cabin before cutting it apart…

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**Author:** ![ohsoslo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@ohsoslo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ohsoslo)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 6:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/9 "2007-09-23T18:10:03Z")

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i hit dead moose roadkill…somebody had already hit it and decided to leave it there i guess. there was no sign anywhere of the vehicle that had initially hit it

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**Author:** ![Invalid\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecae2f/32.png) [@Invalid\_Zero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Invalid_Zero)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/10 "2007-09-23T18:36:33Z")

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Still though, a dead moose on the road would be like hitting a Geo Metro.

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**Author:** ![ohsoslo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@ohsoslo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ohsoslo)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2007, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/11 "2007-09-23T20:27:58Z")

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> [@Invalid Zero](#):
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> Still though, a dead moose on the road would be like hitting a Geo Metro.

origin reinforces their bumpers with steel maybe? haha i swerved out of the way i guess it was just enough…

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**Author:** ![RS13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RS13)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/12 "2007-09-24T06:52:19Z")

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Twas a baby moose, or a moose that was pre-flattened by a semi.

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**Author:** ![ohsoslo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@ohsoslo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ohsoslo)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/13 "2007-09-24T08:07:58Z")

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> [@RS13](#):
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> Twas a baby moose, or a moose that was pre-flattened by a semi.

i didn’t really have the time to inspect it while i was heading at it doing 100-110 but judging by the amount of blood on the road it must’ve been pre-flattened by a semi

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**Author:** ![Impact\_Blue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/impact_blue/32/5807_2.png) [@Impact\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Impact_Blue)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 10:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/14 "2007-09-24T22:17:51Z")

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> [@Garret\_Volden](#):
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> if any one asks say it is drift damage :lol:

That’s what I told everyone with mine…I hit a taxi going sideways, “I saw a video where a dude was drifting in Japan and had a near miss with another car, I tried that and I actually hit it…”

The piece you bent is the headlight bracket…just use zipties…at least you’re fender isn’t as messed up as mine…

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**Author:** ![ohsoslo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@ohsoslo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ohsoslo)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/15 "2007-09-25T08:07:40Z")

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the piece is all bent and mangled…there is no saving it

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**Author:** ![the.k.w.c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e56c9b/32.png) [@the.k.w.c](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/the.k.w.c)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/16 "2007-09-25T10:53:35Z")

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how did u not see a moose live or dead on the high way

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**Author:** ![ohsoslo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@ohsoslo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ohsoslo)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2007, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/17 "2007-09-25T12:10:51Z")

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> [@\-the.k.w.c-](#):
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> how did u not see a moose live or dead on the high way

i knew someone was going to ask…

iwas following a truck that was about 10 legths ahead of me…at 1 in the morning no high beams  
truck infront didn’t swerve or anything and i seen it at the last second thats why the damage is only on the left side

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**Author:** ![bbk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bbk/32/3312_2.png) [@bbk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bbk)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2007, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/18 "2007-10-05T12:00:54Z")

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so did you roll over it or it kind of just bounced off to the side?

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**Author:** ![Drypht](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drypht/32/3310_2.png) [@Drypht](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Drypht)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2008, 1:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-you-live-in-alberta-when/147937/19 "2008-01-27T01:38:45Z")

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LIES! you were probably chasing it! :shock:
