# You know your week is gonna start off great when... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 14, 2005, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541 "2005-11-14T07:53:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/1 "2005-11-14T07:53:05Z")
You are standing at the train station, and you notice a leaf stuck to your shoe. Then you proceed to step on the small portion sticking out with your other shoe. Then you pull, and you realize that it is stuck to your shoe because of dog shit. FUCKING CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR FUCKING DOGS YOU LAZY FUCKS. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/2 "2005-11-14T07:55:56Z")
brightside: could have been human shit. _check for corn_ ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/3 "2005-11-14T07:57:28Z")
ahahhahaahahahahahahaaa… awesome… ---
**Author:** ![articzap](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/articzap/32/7361_2.png) [@articzap](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/articzap)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/4 "2005-11-14T08:05:11Z")
could have been worse, you coulda used your hand to pull it off… ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/5 "2005-11-14T08:10:05Z")
> [@articzap](#): > > could have been worse, you coulda used your hand to pull it off… or teeth. ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/6 "2005-11-14T08:18:09Z")
> [@newman](#): > > brightside: could have been human shit. > > _check for corn_ I’m voting for human shit. The bums just don’t have the money for a pooper scooper. ---
**Author:** ![SpenceSpeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spencespeed/32/7355_2.png) [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/7 "2005-11-14T08:40:46Z")
Do you have those shoes/boots with deep lugs in them? Those are great for collecting alot of dogshit. Get a stick and start diggin it out. I had that happen and didn’t realize until I was at work. Then the smell started. I agree with… CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKIN DOGSHIT!!! ---
**Author:** ![Juan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/8 "2005-11-14T08:44:22Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/9 "2005-11-14T08:55:11Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > I’m voting for human shit. The bums just don’t have the money for a pooper scooper. bums dont shit in open places, they usually just shit their pants and sit in it all day god its like you dont know anything about being homeless quit being so privledged, you middleclass snob ---
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/10 "2005-11-14T08:55:56Z")
Shitty. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/11 "2005-11-14T08:57:00Z")
HAHAHAHAAAHA that is shitty…LOL people are probably smelling you now…and don’t want to say a thing…LOL ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/12 "2005-11-14T09:06:29Z")
> [@sureshot!](#): > > bums dont shit in open places, they usually just shit their pants and sit in it all day > > god its like you dont know anything about being homeless > > quit being so privledged, you middleclass snob hahaha Only the uber crazy ones shit themselves. The rest will pop a squat in an alley. I know I would. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/13 "2005-11-14T09:12:09Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > hahaha > > Only the uber crazy ones shit themselves. > The rest will pop a squat in an alley. I know I would. the truly zany ones huck it at innocent bystanders. in japan i saw guy shitting on the corner of an intersection. Like. A BUSY INTERSECTION. he had a little shanty built. he was outside of it. SHITTING. I SAW THE SHIT FALLING OUT OF HIS ASS. he made eye contact with walker. I can’t say i didnt get a mini boner. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/14 "2005-11-14T09:18:37Z")
I was playing football one time, and I got tackled into a pile of dog crap. face first. Some of it was in my mouth. It was awesome. I threw up afterwards. Good luck not stepping in anymore dog/hobo shit. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/15 "2005-11-14T09:19:41Z")
this is totally going to tun into a shit/bum story thread EDIT: turn ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/16 "2005-11-14T09:20:46Z")
> [@newman](#): > > the truly zany ones huck it at innocent bystanders. > > in japan i saw guy shitting on the corner of an intersection. Like. A BUSY INTERSECTION. he had a little shanty built. he was outside of it. SHITTING. I SAW THE SHIT FALLING OUT OF HIS ASS. he made eye contact with walker. > > I can’t say i didnt get a mini boner. hahahaha I love a good poop story. Odd that you got a boner thinking about things going OUT of a guys ass. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/17 "2005-11-14T09:21:36Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > hahahaha I love a good poop story. Odd that you got a boner thinking about things going OUT of a guys ass. duh. more room for me to… nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/18 "2005-11-14T09:46:47Z")
man, this thread totally reminded of this pic. yes im going to go there. - NWS \* [shitty](http://momtartin.tripod.com/trevor/thumbnails/400x300/tubgirl.jpg) - NWS \* enjoy yourselves ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/19 "2005-11-14T09:48:25Z")
title should have been “you know your week is going to **stink** when” ---
**Author:** ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541/20 "2005-11-14T09:55:53Z")
![http://www.wnysor.net/uploaderv6/userfiles/j_espo1/Pablo%20Escobar%2001.gif](http://www.wnysor.net/uploaderv6/userfiles/j_espo1/Pablo%20Escobar%2001.gif) Well, I met Pablo over the weekend, so my week is gonna be grrrrrrrrreat!!! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-know-your-week-is-gonna-start-off-great-when/4541.md?page=2)