# You Might Be a Redneck if **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 21, 2007, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-might-be-a-redneck-if/191289 "2007-07-21T06:18:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2007, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-might-be-a-redneck-if/191289/1 "2007-07-21T06:18:54Z")
**#1. A little rain doesn’t spoil the fishing…** ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckfish.jpg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckfish.jpg) **#2. You carry your front porch with you…** ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckporch.jpg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckporch.jpg) **#3. You need fashion tips from your husband…** ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckbikini.jpg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckbikini.jpg) **#4. You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture… (and your fiancé ¬looks like she is 12)** ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckwedding.jpg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckwedding.jpg) **#5. Your wedding picture looked like this.** ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckwedding2.jpg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckwedding2.jpg) **#6. And your wedding cake looked like this…** ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckweddingcake.jpg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckweddingcake.jpg) **#7. Your mailbox looks like this…** ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckmailbox.jpg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckmailbox.jpg) **#8. Your doghouse looks like this…** ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckdoghouse.jpg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckdoghouse.jpg) **#9. Your pickup looks like this…** ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckpickuptruck.jpg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckpickuptruck.jpg) **#10. You have a deer’s butt for a door bell…** ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckdoorbell.jpg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckdoorbell.jpg) **#11. You don’t need a lake to do a little skiing…** ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckskiing.jpg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckskiing.jpg) **#12. Or if you were quoted in the local paper saying…** ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckpaper.jpg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/redneckpaper.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Wayne9125](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne9125/32/6045_2.png) [@Wayne9125](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne9125)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2007, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-might-be-a-redneck-if/191289/2 "2007-07-21T09:07:33Z")
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**Author:** ![fmfkid250](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fmfkid250/32/5973_2.png) [@fmfkid250](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fmfkid250)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2007, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-might-be-a-redneck-if/191289/3 "2007-07-21T11:37:31Z")
that wedding cake looks bomb ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-might-be-a-redneck-if/191289/4 "2007-07-21T12:33:19Z")
#3 should get u a :ban: 🤮 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![GreekPower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9fc29f/32.png) [@GreekPower](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GreekPower)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2007, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-might-be-a-redneck-if/191289/5 "2007-07-21T15:53:54Z")
wow lol ---
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2007, 3:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-might-be-a-redneck-if/191289/6 "2007-07-21T15:56:56Z")
man i love getting dressed up going to walmart. hahahaha ---
**Author:** ![xlogic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/59ef9b/32.png) [@xlogic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xlogic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2007, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-might-be-a-redneck-if/191289/7 "2007-07-22T11:58:24Z")
#1 was pretty smart to keep the motor out of water and the “bills” mailbox being up that high was funny ---
**Author:** ![dyingwish](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingwish/32/6041_2.png) [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-might-be-a-redneck-if/191289/8 "2007-07-25T07:05:04Z")
[http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck\_pics\_paris\_fr.jpg&imgrefurl=http://boortz.com/more/funny/redneck\_pics.html&h=350&w=277&sz=21&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=vJqfSr5Sa9v1WM:&tbnh=120&tbnw=95&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dredneck%2Bpics%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_paris_fr.jpg&imgrefurl=http://boortz.com/more/funny/redneck_pics.html&h=350&w=277&sz=21&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=vJqfSr5Sa9v1WM:&tbnh=120&tbnw=95&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dredneck%2Bpics%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff) ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2007, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-might-be-a-redneck-if/191289/9 "2007-07-25T07:09:59Z")
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