# You Park Like an Asshole .com
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882
**Category:** SON240sx Automotive
**Created:** [March 14, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882 "2008-03-14T20:30:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Cal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cal)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/1 "2008-03-14T20:30:08Z")
[www.youparklikeanasshole.com](http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com)
The website should speak for itself.
There are “tickets” you can print out and put on people’s windshields if you feel they “parked like an asshole”.
I will be printing off quite a few and keep them in my glove box.
I know I’ll be using at least 1/day at work.
Example:
[http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/gallery2/gallery2/main.php?g2\_itemId=182](http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/gallery2/gallery2/main.php?g2_itemId=182)
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Phonso](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_Phonso)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/2 "2008-03-14T21:02:43Z")
Thats great, can’t wait to start using them. 😃
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### Author:  [@Speed\_Freak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Speed_Freak)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2008, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/3 "2008-03-15T08:45:40Z")
Cal…This is officially my favorite website…I can’t stop laughing 🙂
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### Author:  [@240sxpowered](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/240sxpowered)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2008, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/4 "2008-03-15T10:04:11Z")
i got a bunch now to i got lots of assholes around here i wonder do they have a site for retarded asshole drivers ? lol
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### Author:  [@D\_Fresh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/D_Fresh)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2008, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/5 "2008-03-15T10:21:27Z")
lol
[http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/gallery2/gallery2/main.php?g2\_itemId=170](http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/gallery2/gallery2/main.php?g2_itemId=170)
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### Author:  [@alesserfate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/alesserfate)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2008, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/6 "2008-03-15T10:39:09Z")
I park like an asshole because people open their doors like assholes who have an asshole in their asshole brain. Assholes.
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### Author:  [@Singh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2008, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/7 "2008-03-15T10:50:18Z")
i wonder how the guy in the first link with the neon got outta his car, and if he even noticed something was wrong!
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### Author:  [@alesserfate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/alesserfate)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2008, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/8 "2008-03-15T11:01:40Z")
> [@FS: defi BF gauges](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-defi-bf-gauges/16205/7):
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> i wonder how the guy in the first link with the neon got outta his car, and if he even noticed something was wrong!
i bet he did that on purpose
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### Author:  [@Singh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2008, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/9 "2008-03-15T11:03:46Z")
hence, y i think all neons should be burned and hit with sludge hammers. LOL.
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### Author:  [@Lucas180](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucas180)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2008, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/10 "2008-03-15T11:21:11Z")
I park 2 spaces most of the time but always far out from the other cars…alot of people dont care when opening there doors so…they are the assholes lol
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### Author:  [@240sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/240sex)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/11 "2008-03-15T12:38:03Z")
this is great, i’m for sure printing some copies and leaving them in my car.
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### Author:  [@msilver1020](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/msilver1020)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2008, 2:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/12 "2008-03-15T14:23:57Z")
nice, add these with those rice citations
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### Author:  [@sidewayz240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sidewayz240)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2008, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/13 "2008-03-15T15:08:18Z")
> [@Sunfire Bling.... Shaved Firewall..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sunfire-bling-shaved-firewall/16275/11):
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> I park like an asshole because people open their doors like assholes who have an asshole in their asshole brain. Assholes.
Couldnt have said it any better.
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### Author:  [@agent240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/agent240sx)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2008, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/14 "2008-03-16T21:29:46Z")
[http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/gallery2/gallery2/main.php?g2\_itemId=168](http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/gallery2/gallery2/main.php?g2_itemId=168)
this one is rofl wtf omgbbq
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### Author:  [@Slipetz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Slipetz)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2008, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/15 "2008-03-17T15:04:34Z")
my lord my new favorite site… I printed a bunch off and acctually drove through a few parking lots for fun dropping them off… I have no life… But i’ve never been happier
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### Author:  [@Canadian\_Idol](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Canadian_Idol)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/16 "2008-03-17T16:07:57Z")
I’ll probably receive a few of those.
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### Author:  [@fastback240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fastback240)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2008, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/17 "2008-03-17T16:23:27Z")
i park like a asshole aswell. in my s13 i usealy take up 3 spaces in my truck i park in the middle of the road, in 3 spaces and mad angels. i also always park in the mothers parking spaces. i am an asshole i admit it.
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### Author:  [@Ko-San](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ko-San)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/18 "2008-03-17T17:00:18Z")
lol thats funny
now there are ricer citations as well as parking like asshole citations,
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### Author:  [@alesserfate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/alesserfate)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/19 "2008-03-18T12:29:22Z")
> [@Passengers MUTINY & REFUSE to Fly until two AZNs are removed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/passengers-mutiny-refuse-to-fly-until-two-azns-are-removed/16286/7):
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> [http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/gallery2/gallery2/main.php?g2\_itemId=168](http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/gallery2/gallery2/main.php?g2_itemId=168)
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> this one is rofl wtf omgbbq
asshole getting worked
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### Author:  [@Canadian\_Idol](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Canadian_Idol)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2008, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-park-like-an-asshole-com/113882/20 "2008-03-18T12:44:55Z")
240 repping the assholes hard.
[http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/gallery2/gallery2/main.php?g2\_itemId=170](http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/gallery2/gallery2/main.php?g2_itemId=170)
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