# Your Age by Chocolate Math
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 22, 2004, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550 "2004-11-22T19:18:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
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### Author:  [@Jeff95TAsWife](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TAsWife)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2004, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/1 "2004-11-22T19:18:25Z")
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH This is pretty neat. DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute… Work this out as you read. Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
4. Multiply it by 50 (I’ll wait while you get the calculator…)
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754…If you haven’t, add 1753
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).The next two numbers are .
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2004) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
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### Author:  [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2004, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/2 "2004-11-22T19:34:23Z")
5-3-1 yes it is, it worked
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### Author:  [@Jeff95TAsWife](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TAsWife)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/3 "2004-11-22T19:38:06Z")
Mine was 7-3-2 and it worked. I figured I’d throw it out there and see if anyone says it doesn’t work.
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### Author:  [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2004, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/4 "2004-11-22T19:43:09Z")
Mine was 2-3-2… It worked for me…
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### Author:  [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/5 "2004-11-22T19:44:08Z")
> [@eurodad](#):
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> 5-3-1 yes it is, it worked
You crave chocolate 5 times a week??? You know they say chocolate is a substitute for sex… sounds like you’re not getting enough…
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### Author:  [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/6 "2004-11-22T19:44:22Z")
boy you two are old. 🌑
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### Author:  [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/7 "2004-11-22T19:45:15Z")
> [@eurodad](#):
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> boy you two are old. 🌑
and you aren’t getting laid… 🌑
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### Author:  [@Jeff95TAsWife](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TAsWife)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/8 "2004-11-22T19:45:23Z")
We’re just hitting our sexual peaks and it appears that you won’t be getting the benefit of that.
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### Author:  [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/9 "2004-11-22T19:46:01Z")
> [@Jeff95TAsWife](#):
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> We’re just hitting our sexual peaks.
actually… women never peak… we just get BETTER … :bigthumb:
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### Author:  [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/10 "2004-11-22T19:47:38Z")
> [@newchic](#):
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> actually… women never peak… we just get BETTER … :bigthumb:
then prove it :naughty: :bj: 👼
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### Author:  [@T34418L31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T34418L31)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2004, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/11 "2004-11-22T19:48:07Z")
4-1-8. Works for me.
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### Author:  [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2004, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/12 "2004-11-22T19:52:02Z")
> [@eurodad](#):
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> then prove it :naughty: :bj: 👼
I prove it everytime… :tounge:
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### Author:  [@mykal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mykal)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/13 "2004-11-22T19:53:12Z")
This conversation would make a great PM. 🙂
O’ and it worked for me to. Neat.
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### Author:  [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/14 "2004-11-22T19:57:03Z")
> [@mykal](#):
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> This conversation would make a great PM. 🙂
You’re probably right…but it is more fun this way…
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### Author:  [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2004, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/15 "2004-11-22T20:39:18Z")
Didn’t work for me. But I don’t like chocolate, so I picked 0 as the first number. 😃
Even if I put a 0 in front of the number I DID get, it still said 0-2-0, and I’m actually 21.
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### Author:  [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)
#### Post date: [November 23, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/16 "2004-11-23T04:09:16Z")
thats why it said more than once
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### Author:  [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)
#### Post date: [November 23, 2004, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/17 "2004-11-23T07:10:37Z")
> [@huskysgrl](#):
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> Didn’t work for me. But I don’t like chocolate, so I picked 0 as the first number. 😃
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> Even if I put a 0 in front of the number I DID get, it still said 0-2-0, and I’m actually 21.
i’m not big on chocolate, but i said 2 because it said to pick a number more than one.
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### Author:  [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)
#### Post date: [November 23, 2004, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/18 "2004-11-23T08:24:05Z")
If x is the number of times you want it a week (“chocolate” as she calls it), then you get the equation:
100x+2004-year born or 100x+2003-year born if you had your birthday
So all the \*2 +5 \*50 does is set it up so x is times 100 which makes it the first digit in a three digit number. That’s why it has to be \>1 & \<10. And the 1754 & 1753 is just added to the constant that subtracts from your birth date. Next year they’ll just increment to 1755 & 1754 & say “IT ONLY WORKS FOR 2005!”
This is what happens when you’re waiting for something to run on the computer at work.
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### Author:  [@Jeff95TAsWife](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TAsWife)
#### Post date: [November 23, 2004, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-age-by-chocolate-math/170550/19 "2004-11-23T09:00:53Z")
:crying: He always has to ruin my fun!!!
Guess it won’t be 7 times this week!!