# Your mom's naked, what do you do? Help me settle a bet...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [September 16, 2009, 12:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579 "2009-09-16T00:04:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 12:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/1 "2009-09-16T00:04:41Z")
So here’s the story…
Your laying in bed on you laptop and searching through the NYSpeed Forum.
Your mom is in the shower…
She gets out, walks into the room, and drops the towel for you… What do you do?
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### Author:  [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 12:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/2 "2009-09-16T00:14:51Z")
The first time my mother walked in on me jerking off, she didn’t freak out or anything like that. What she did do was insist that for her peace of mind, that she demonstrate how to place a condom on properly.
So she went to her room and returned with one, sat down beside me on my bed, and kind of pressed on my tummy motioning me to lean back some. I did as she asked as she proceeded to open the condom. I figured this is weird but I’ll just put it on fast and get it over with.
Well, I was wrong, it became apparent that she had every intention of putting it on me herself. I just watched as she rolled my foreskin back, and telling me that this was proper because otherwise the condom could slip off. Then she started to slip it on. She had to flip it over because she had it the wrong way, but she very easily had it run down my cock and to the base.
Well, that was all it took, that one downward motion. I was cumming in the condom as I was apologizing profusely, implying that it was part her fault because she came in at a bad time.
She just smiled and patted my tummy, and said something like “well, at least you didn’t make a mess.” She got up and left at this point, leaving me to wonder wtf just happened.
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### Author:  [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 12:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/3 "2009-09-16T00:16:16Z")
:jawdrop:
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### Author:  [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 12:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/4 "2009-09-16T00:20:21Z")
↑↑ That was great, did you C&P that?
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 12:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/5 "2009-09-16T00:43:51Z")
0/10 would not read again
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### Author:  [@97Ranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97Ranger)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 1:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/6 "2009-09-16T01:07:11Z")
um…
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### Author:  [@copperlegend](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/copperlegend)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 3:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/7 "2009-09-16T03:33:51Z")
i just threw up in my mouth a little
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### Author:  [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 3:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/8 "2009-09-16T03:52:42Z")
fbrendan wins the thread
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 3:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/9 "2009-09-16T03:59:04Z")
My moms a nudist, I live through this situation everyday ☹
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### Author:  [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/10 "2009-09-16T04:02:17Z")
/thread.
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### Author:  [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 5:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/11 "2009-09-16T05:13:04Z")
That’s some tasty copypasta
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### Author:  [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/12 "2009-09-16T05:18:33Z")
Brendan is my hero…
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/13 "2009-09-16T05:21:50Z")
oh my fucking god, what a second post! lol
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### Author:  [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 5:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/14 "2009-09-16T05:22:45Z")
I would sex her up…
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### Author:  [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/15 "2009-09-16T05:38:42Z")
not cool dawn.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/16 "2009-09-16T05:40:20Z")
Yes. Brendan comes through with the only appropriate answer in the first response. +rep
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 5:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/17 "2009-09-16T05:41:03Z")
puke and gouge out my eyes with a spork.
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### Author:  [@hedkase](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hedkase)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/18 "2009-09-16T05:53:31Z")
yeah someone’s irked that the first thread was posted so we got this in return. Yuck. gah.
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/19 "2009-09-16T06:14:40Z")
\<3 this.
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### Author:  [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-moms-naked-what-do-you-do-help-me-settle-a-bet/73579/20 "2009-09-16T06:51:22Z")
aw man. i’m dying. hilarious.
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