# Your top 5 PJB facts.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797 "2011-02-05T20:42:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/1 "2011-02-05T20:42:15Z")
1)PJB wears ribbed condoms inside-out for HIS pleasure 2)PJB is the reason that Waldo is hiding 3)PJB once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes (Kramer) 4)PJB does not need Twitter…he is already following you 5)PJB can touch MC Hammer ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/2 "2011-02-05T20:44:04Z")
![http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XJG9quEtl0M/0.jpg](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XJG9quEtl0M/0.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/3 "2011-02-05T22:10:49Z")
:rofl @ number 4. Is Shift518/TurboTravis starting a Chuck Norris type PJB Fact thingamagig? ---
**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 10:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/4 "2011-02-05T22:43:43Z")
PJB’s tears cure cancer…too bad he has never cried. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 10:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/5 "2011-02-05T22:53:15Z")
PJB does haven’t a control key on his keyboard. PJB is always in control. ---
**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 10:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/6 "2011-02-05T22:54:20Z")
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for PJB ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 3:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/7 "2011-02-06T03:25:04Z")
PjB IS Mayor of AwesomeTown. ---
**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/8 "2011-02-06T06:13:13Z")
when PJB does push-ups, he pushes the earth down! ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/9 "2011-02-06T06:43:22Z")
PJB once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands. ---
**Author:** ![dkid15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dkid15/32/6398_2.png) [@dkid15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dkid15)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/10 "2011-02-06T06:53:48Z")
Pjb was offered the lead role in sleepless in seattle, he turned it down because he’s never slept. PJb once has sex with a woman, noone ever saw her again PJB was raised by bears, he had to leave the pack because he got too violent… at age 5 ---
**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/11 "2011-02-06T07:34:55Z")
Newton’s 3rd Law never applies to PJB PJB once beat Brock Lesnar and Anderson Silva hand to hand, and they had M-16s The statement “There’s a first time for everything” is not, in fact, true. There will never be a first time for PJB losing PJB is 100% of every race. It wasnt a nuclear bomb that destroyed the japanese, it was PJB PJB ordered a Double Whopper at a Taco bell, and got it, Paul always has it his way. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/12 "2011-02-06T07:35:28Z")
PJB knows who the Stig is and he taught him how to drive. PJB has Waldo which is why no one can find him. PJB is the real slim shady. ---
**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/13 "2011-02-06T08:32:54Z")
PJB doesn’t just gather hot wheels, hot wheels gather to him! ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/14 "2011-02-06T08:37:13Z")
PJB’s birth was so glorious that it is celebrated. Every day. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/15 "2011-02-06T08:44:26Z")
> [@So I'm going to court tomorrow...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-going-to-court-tomorrow/39452/16): > > Newton’s 3rd Law never applies to PJB PJB threw the apple at Newtons head. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/16 "2011-02-06T09:18:23Z")
> [@NickAlero"](#): > > When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for PJB :rofl nice thread, would be better if it wasnt 90% rebranded chuck norris stuff but its alright, better than nothing 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/17 "2011-02-06T09:26:43Z")
> [@So I'm going to court tomorrow...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-going-to-court-tomorrow/39452/18): > > PJB’s birth was so glorious that it is celebrated. Every day. happy birthday PJB ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/18 "2011-02-06T12:53:00Z")
> [@So I'm going to court tomorrow...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-going-to-court-tomorrow/39452/2): > > ![http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XJG9quEtl0M/0.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/8/7/872023269005dd04777df7d3360fbb1b178dd405.jpeg) BUNCHA BUUWLLLL SHIT!!! ---
**Author:** ![toomanycamaros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/19 "2011-02-06T17:10:00Z")
PJB successfully divided by 0 The sun sets for 12 hours a day so it won’ be too heavily iradiated by PJBs awesomeness. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797/20 "2011-02-06T18:42:43Z")
PJB has ducks… in his pool. PJB doesn’t collect hot wheels, they are accepted by him as gifts from the company as he promises not to start a compeditive company. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-top-5-pjb-facts/256797.md?page=2)