# You're a fugging hot dog eater! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 4, 2007, 12:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845 "2007-07-04T00:04:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/1 "2007-07-04T00:04:52Z")
> “If I won seven times in a row, I’d be there with [Lance] Armstrong,” You don’t train. You don’t give your blood sweat and tears to your purpose. You don’t do anything noble. You just eat fucking hot dogs really fucking fast. > yes, he insists, competitive eating is a sport…In an effort to increase muscle control and endurance, Kobayashi began running an hour a day and lifting weights three times a week. Oh fucking blow me. Eating fast is not a sport. When this whole hot dog thing gives out you’re just going to be eating dick (really fast) to support yourself. [http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1640007,00.html?xid=rss-topstories](http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1640007,00.html?xid=rss-topstories) Ahem. Sorry. I get a bit worked up when people who haven’t done dick squat compare themselves to those who have earned and proven their greatness. Fuck I’m tired. Goodnight. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/2 "2007-07-04T00:11:50Z")
it is impressive to eat as much as they do… i cant eat an 1/8 of what they do in 2x the amount of time… although its def not a sport, and def not something they get props for… i could go for a nice hot now… i betternot be hungover in the am… ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/3 "2007-07-04T00:12:15Z")
The guy eats 50 some hot dogs… no one has given him a real challenge until recently… Joey Chesnut will be one of the biggest upsets ever if he wins tomorrow, Kobayashi has had this sport in his hands for ever. I give him all the credit and the more… And seriously… he fucking trains for this shit too. have you ever seen someone eat 22lbs of pasta? or 53 hot dogs? no… he is the only one EVER to eat that many hot dogs. and you know what the guy is RIPPED 5’6" of azn lean muscle… you are simply an idiot to think that he hasn’t done anything to win this trophy. Fuck I’m tired. Goodnight ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/4 "2007-07-04T00:14:05Z")
side note… skinny azn dude benched 400 lbs… thats impressive to me ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/5 "2007-07-04T00:18:14Z")
Fuck … we need to get Zong in on this… he would be perfect ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/6 "2007-07-04T00:21:18Z")
[quote=“ILCisDEAD,post:5,topic:31845"”] Fuck … we need to get Zong in on this… he would be perfect [/quote] the girl at the bar held her hand up and was like i stepped on a 4 inch piece of glass and was only showing MAYBE 2 inches… zong was all excited "baby if thats 4 inches to you… let me show you the solid “6” inches that im packing… (to scale of course) hahahaha… ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/7 "2007-07-04T00:24:11Z")
I have no idea what you just said [quote=“Willybeen”"] zong was bragging about his weiner when a girl who over exagerated what 4 inches really was…fuck u dan… [/quote] sure… lol i still don’t remember… ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/8 "2007-07-04T00:25:14Z")
zong was bragging about his weiner when a girl who over exagerated what 4 inches really was…fuck u dan… ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/9 "2007-07-04T00:25:16Z")
and according to records… Mayonnaise 4 32-ounce bowls mayonnaise 8 minutes Oleg Zhornitskiy thats fucking SICK ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/10 "2007-07-04T00:26:01Z")
whered you guys get food…? i was hungry… and all this hotdog talk makes me want a ballpark ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/11 "2007-07-04T00:26:38Z")
Sal’s lol we got a large pizza it was amazing ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/12 "2007-07-04T00:27:16Z")
i hate you… i ate bologna and played guitar hero well drinkin some beers… by myself… jerks ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/13 "2007-07-04T00:27:35Z")
btw… anthony made it home safely if anybody wondered ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/14 "2007-07-04T00:28:06Z")
hahaha thats a good thing lol… he probably shouldn’t have driven ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/15 "2007-07-04T00:29:12Z")
yea… well hes prolly puken now so alls well ends well ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/16 "2007-07-04T00:29:34Z")
K night ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/17 "2007-07-04T00:30:07Z")
we should totally not be offtopic… we should be in IM’s but i want everybody to know that your an asshole and u ruiutned my night and 400 lbs is impressive to bench… but the hotdog aspect of eating is not a sport… ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/18 "2007-07-04T00:30:38Z")
night \<3… mayo is grose… thats alot of mayo to consume… grose ---
**Author:** ![brent\_strong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/brent_strong/32/7203_2.png) [@brent\_strong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brent_strong)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/19 "2007-07-04T05:56:38Z")
:tup: for drunk driving. ---
**Author:** ![krunklestilskin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6a8cbe/32.png) [@krunklestilskin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/krunklestilskin)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/20 "2007-07-04T11:07:17Z")
Kobayashi is a hero. I think there are better people to get all worked up about. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845.md?page=2)