# You're a fugging hot dog eater!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 4, 2007, 12:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845 "2007-07-04T00:04:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/21 "2007-07-04T11:12:55Z")

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[quote=“brent\_strong,post:19,topic:31845"”]

:tup: for drunk driving.

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:word: drinking just takes the edge off…actually…_if you think about it_ you probably drive **_better_** when youre drunk.

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**Author:** ![brent\_strong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/brent_strong/32/7203_2.png) [@brent\_strong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brent_strong)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/22 "2007-07-04T11:22:10Z")

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I don’t drive unless I’m drunk. Don’t forget a couple for the road, you don’t want to lose your buzz halfway through the trip.

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**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/23 "2007-07-04T11:24:09Z")

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[quote=“brent\_strong,post:22,topic:31845"”]

I don’t drive unless I’m drunk. Don’t forget a couple for the road, you don’t want to lose your buzz halfway through the trip.

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You can use an old burger king/mcdonalds cup to easily disguise your libation!

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**Author:** ![jeeves744](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeeves744/32/7619_2.png) [@jeeves744](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jeeves744)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/24 "2007-07-04T11:46:55Z")

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[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070704/ap\_on\_fe\_st/weiner\_wars\_8](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070704/ap_on_fe_st/weiner_wars_8)

America, fuck yeah!!

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**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/25 "2007-07-04T11:51:24Z")

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![http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070704/capt.27925eb86f9940f796104afb79d0393b.weiner_wars_hot_dog_champ_nysw105.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=yxCwUxBnmUpx2cTCUI6THw--](http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070704/capt.27925eb86f9940f796104afb79d0393b.weiner_wars_hot_dog_champ_nysw105.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=yxCwUxBnmUpx2cTCUI6THw--)

“shit! what did i just do?”

“ooop…just pooped”

![http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070704/capt.99e654d7fb42456c8d60ad9f063fa006.weiner_wars_hot_dog_champ_nyha106.jpg?x=264&y=345&sig=JfXEFZMXVb6q5YxfXm_pxA--](http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070704/capt.99e654d7fb42456c8d60ad9f063fa006.weiner_wars_hot_dog_champ_nyha106.jpg?x=264&y=345&sig=JfXEFZMXVb6q5YxfXm_pxA--)

“harro there…you have such soft nippros”

![http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070704/i/r3449308944.jpg?x=225&y=345&sig=wcZD2rK.Gwmmq1MqhoVy8Q--](http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070704/i/r3449308944.jpg?x=225&y=345&sig=wcZD2rK.Gwmmq1MqhoVy8Q--)

“chicks dig hot dog eaters”

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/26 "2007-07-04T12:46:38Z")

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wow joey chesnut won… i wanted to watch it too

edit: holy fuck 66 hotdogs!

“if i need to eat another hotdog right now I could”

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**Author:** ![Garick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8797f3/32.png) [@Garick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Garick)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/27 "2007-07-04T13:13:44Z")

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In the words of the announcers: the greatest moment in American sports history! I watched the whole 12 minutes, exciting stuff

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**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/28 "2007-07-04T14:13:58Z")

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:picard:

its just fucking eating

:picard:

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-a-fugging-hot-dog-eater/31845/29 "2007-07-04T14:20:15Z")

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let’s see him on the slip 'n slide now

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