# You're all useless human beings **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 1, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737 "2009-12-01T14:10:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/1 "2009-12-01T14:10:37Z")
I’m going to point out something that makes me laugh each and every time I walk into a campus building/store/mall/cp whorehouse or anywhere else that has the handicapped “push to open” buttons which (when pressed) use an electric motor to open the door for you. Let me re-emphasise the HANDICAPPED word in handicapped push to open button. Meaning, if you are in a wheelchair or are dying of cancer or have a half lung left to breathe with or for some other reason cannot physically open the door on your own. That would place you in the category of being ‘handicapped.’ The button was not placed there for useless, lazy, fat ugly bacne-covered slobs like yourselves to press and have the door open for you like you are some sort of magical god/diva superstar/jennifer anniston. It’s there for the physically HANDICAPPED. What’s so hard about using your muscles to pull open a 20 pound door? Think of it as exercizing, except you don’t have to drive to the gym and deal with a bunch of grunting people desperately trying to get their swell on in order to look buff and impress some significant other figure in their lives. Discuss. ---
**Author:** ![Norwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Norwood](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Norwood)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/2 "2009-12-01T14:21:23Z")
who da fuck cares dude. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/3 "2009-12-01T14:24:07Z")
this will be just like a shift518 politics discussion, nothing will come out of it. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/4 "2009-12-01T14:24:59Z")
you guys definitely use the handicapped button. no doubt. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/5 "2009-12-01T14:26:00Z")
I used the handi-cap button on the doors at Siena allllll the time :rofl sometimes though, they open way too slowly for my liking and it’s just faster to just open it. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/6 "2009-12-01T14:26:09Z")
i do sometimes because im immature and it amuses me, yes. ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/7 "2009-12-01T15:14:14Z")
> [@Question: What's good and bad about VW TDI?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-whats-good-and-bad-about-vw-tdi/26586/8): > > Let me re-emphasise the HANDICAPPED word in handicapped push to open button. Meaning, if you are in a wheelchair or are dying of cancer or have a half lung left to breathe with or for some other reason cannot physically open the door on your own. That would place you in the category of being ‘handicapped.’ Actually only one of those is considered the legal definition of handicapped. [/daily JClark misinformation nitpicking] ---
**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/8 "2009-12-01T15:16:16Z")
\<---- Presses handicapped button whenever given the chance ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/9 "2009-12-01T15:17:40Z")
This thread sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/10 "2009-12-01T15:19:48Z")
I think I would argue that it’s human nature to do things the simplest way possible using brains not brawn, it separates us from all other species. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/11 "2009-12-01T15:23:30Z")
Chris, I saw you use the button in ADM not too long ago… :lmao ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/12 "2009-12-01T15:24:18Z")
prly shouldn’t use elevators either ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/13 "2009-12-01T15:26:38Z")
I use the elevator in BTC all the time when I gotta go to the 3rd floor. Knee surgery ftl! ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/14 "2009-12-01T15:31:07Z")
> [@March 29th 8PM O Resturant and Lounge](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/march-29th-8pm-o-resturant-and-lounge/26580/24): > > I use the elevator in BTC all the time when I gotta go to the 3rd floor. Knee surgery ftl! sorry… you must be a handicapped little bitch :lol ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/15 "2009-12-01T15:34:51Z")
> [@Nerds + Orchestra = This.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nerds-orchestra-this/26556/7): > > sorry… you must be a handicapped little bitch :lol Yup! ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/16 "2009-12-01T15:42:01Z")
i sometimes pull the automatic opening door open, not knowing it was the auto door until the motor kicks in and slows me down, i get mad and walk to the normal door next to it and get in before the cripple door is done. i am disabled as well. but i dont need some door opening for me just yet ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 4:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/17 "2009-12-01T16:12:30Z")
I was just looking over the list I made of everything in the world that I could care about… and this is third from the bottom ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/18 "2009-12-01T16:18:49Z")
I use the buttons at SCCC when Im delivering shit there. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/19 "2009-12-01T16:19:23Z")
I am legally disabled, and if the fattys want to wait for the auto door to open, let them. Its the elevators where the bullshit is. If you can walk, take it as a blessing and use the fucking stairs, instead of taking up space and making ME wait longer for the lift. And then standing directly in front of the doors when they open, and look surprised that someone wants to get out, that pisses me off to no end. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/20 "2009-12-01T16:25:59Z")
> [@Dozr lost his torque.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dozr-lost-his-torque/26600/9): > > I use the buttons at SCCC when Im delivering shit there. well your mentally disabled, Im pretty sure that gives you the ok [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737.md?page=2)