# You're all useless human beings

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 1, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737 "2009-12-01T14:10:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/21 "2009-12-01T16:27:13Z")

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^^ Sick burn.

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**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 4:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/22 "2009-12-01T16:50:31Z")

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> [@My Weekend \*PICS\* 56k!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-weekend-pics-56k/26554/69):
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> I was just looking over the list I made of everything in the world that I could care about… and this is third from the bottom

+1 DA FUCK

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**Author:** ![GTI\_Starr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gti_starr/32/6475_2.png) [@GTI\_Starr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTI_Starr)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/23 "2009-12-01T16:59:40Z")

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i press the button all the time… i can hit that button with my elbow… i’m a germ-a-phobe so elbow button it is for me!

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/24 "2009-12-01T17:11:08Z")

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> [@94Gt5.0"](#):
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> Chris, I saw you use the button in ADM not too long ago… :lmao

:rofl

The thread can now die

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**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/25 "2009-12-01T18:20:01Z")

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I use the ones at school all the time. That way i dont touch germ infested door handles.

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**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/26 "2009-12-01T18:29:05Z")

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i just put my hand in my sleeve to pull the door handle. the button is probably worse then the handles

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/27 "2009-12-02T08:06:07Z")

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I dont get it either, they doors take so damn long to open, you sit there for a good 5-6 seconds, while everyone else looks at you like WTF why not open it your self?

How about the scumbags that park in the handy spots in front of say Walmart, while sitting in the car waiting for their passengers to come back out of walmart so they can pick them back up. Are you that fucking retarded that you can drive around or find a regular parking spot to occupy with a line of sight to the door to see when they come out?

I luv dumb people… it gives me a reason to post on here and die of a heat attack. Lol

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**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/28 "2009-12-02T12:27:39Z")

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Wow really, out of all the handi-capped BS this is what you guys came up with?

How about the dick heads who get a handicapped tag for their car, park in the handicapped section, just to get out and run into the store no worse for the wear?!  
Those are the pricks that I hate. And not because of me, I park at the back of the lot usually anyway. But I feel bad when I see some 30 year old dipshit park in the only handicapped spot left, get out and jog into the store, while some cute little old woman has to park 300 yards away and barely scrape her way in with a stolling walker.

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/29 "2009-12-02T12:34:09Z")

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i try not to touch anything so i use my foot when opening doors.

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/youre-all-useless-human-beings/248737/30 "2009-12-02T13:02:13Z")

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> [@Newman's 1986 BMW 326rb build thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newmans-1986-bmw-326rb-build-thread/22123/869):
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> Wow really, out of all the handi-capped BS this is what you guys came up with?
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> How about the dick heads who get a handicapped tag for their car, park in the handicapped section, just to get out and run into the store no worse for the wear?!  
> Those are the pricks that I hate. And not because of me, I park at the back of the lot usually anyway. But I feel bad when I see some 30 year old dipshit park in the only handicapped spot left, get out and jog into the store, while some cute little old woman has to park 300 yards away and barely scrape her way in with a stolling walker.

Egg-fucking-sakly. Come to amsterdam and watch the a-holes park in the handicapped spots with their 22’d out drug dealer rides with the tag hanging in the window. Same shit, they jump out and swagger their lazy ass into the store and come out with more junk they dont need they just bought with our pay checks. Makes me sick. They prolly got stabbed in the kneecap so they get the free ride and a front row parking pass.

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