Halloween Costumes

ehh. it was a kick ass constume. everyone at the party was laughin their ass’ off. so its all good.

i gotta find somethin clever this year. Last year sucked

im goin as a drunken fool… just getting hammered thats my costume

Dead and bloated Michael Jackson from thriller FTW!

My constume 2 years ago was lame except for one part.
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v155/244/18/209802846/n209802846_30816859_7360.jpg

The Chick. LOL

Last year I did NOTHING

whos the girl?

My Ex Megan

^not bad

does anyone have a white jeep liberty my friend and I can borrow? I need to make a replica security vehicle to go with my costume…

http://memegenerator.net/Instances/429/Courage-Wolf-IF-SHE-WONT-FUCK-YOU-RAPE-HER.jpg

dont worry. she did. numerious times throughout the year we dated.

Nick, you should come out to buffalo for Halloween. We’re sitting on the porch drinking and handing out candy to the kids (and beer to the dads), then either party at my place or find a college party to go too.

Jake, Me and Eric Might actually be doing that. But it seems like I have to take EVERY saturday off this Month. They might not be too happy…

Fake sick?

Drink prune juice.
got to work
shit pants
they will send you home without question
???
profit

:rofl

And if you want to call in before you start working:

drink prune juice
sit on toilet
call in while violently launching bodily waste into the toilet (make sure they can hear it over the phone)
???
find $5

aint gonna happen this time bro.
im gonna be the Michelin Man for Halloween. Im gonna wear it to work and hang out candy to little bastards

Last year i was Doctor Seymour Bush. Gynecologist…

Bullshit.

I have pictures. Somewhere

:+1

Did you really just quote, and then +1 you own self… Really?