ok so the other day i was searching for shit on google … spelling error + me not paying attention = me winding up getting slammed w/ porn pop ups … and i knew i was fucked …
no worries tho … cause i have Mcafe … well, the aol version of mcafee …
its always just been chillin down in the corner …
but after all the pop ups, i get the pop up that says "hey bitch, mcafee detected shit, go scan your shit …
click the little icon for it … this shouldnt take long …
um yea … apparently despite being a valid aol member, who has registered in order to use aol’s mcafee, it refuses to log me in !!!
try again and again, reregister all my screennnames … no dice
time to hit up the free virus scans … they find NOTHING … untill i run trendmicro … it finds a bunch of shit, but locks up every time it goes to remove the probs it found
so i go hunting around the interweb, find the fix for smitfraud virus’s … download the stuffs, follow directions, attempt to restart in safe mode for teh second part of the instructions … safe mode gets as far as the login screens … and thats where it locks up …
fuck it, ill do it in full mode …
that fails … not all the problems are fixable in full mode, so the virus returns to normal afterwards …
cliffs:
i want to punch babies
i want to stab the makers of the free virus scans - cause they are worthless right now
aol products work just as good as always … i especially love having to use aol explorer to try to register aol’s mcafee … its as good as a quadrapalegic hooker
yay for having to creat an msn explorer account because the virus’s kept aol and IE from starting … i REALY like having msn’s extra crap around the sides make the webpage undersized and WITHOUT scroll bars so i can see everything
edit: yay for trendmirco closing itself for no reason just now … was hoping it would work this time, but instead it decided to suck at life some more
/rant
help appreciated
hands down best virus software I’ve ever used. f’ mcafee IMO