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PORT ALLEN, LA (WAFB) - A ten-year-old boy left home alone with his sister used his mother’s gun to shoot an intruder in the face, police said.

Late Tuesday, West Baton Rouge Parish sheriff’s deputies received a call to a Port Allen apartment complex after several shots rang out from inside one of the apartments. “You are out here trying to work and for someone to come and do that and invade your home is very hard,” the children’s mother said. She asked to not be identified.

Deputies say Dean Favron and Roderick Porter knocked several times on the apartment door. The two young children, a ten-year-old boy and eight-year-old girl, stood on the other side, terrified. “He told his sister to be quiet and seconds later, they started kicking on the door and finally kicked the door in,” said Sheriff Mike Cazes. The two children ran to their mother’s bedroom closet.

In a panic, the ten-year-old grabbed his mother’s gun for protection. “He did what I told him to do. I never told him to get the gun, but thank God he did,” she said. Once the two suspects opened the door, threatening the kids, deputies say the boy fired a bullet into the lip of Roderick Porter. The two men were taken to the hospital, where they were later arrested. “It’s just hard. I don’t understand why they would do that. I know they have little brothers and sisters and they wouldn’t want anyone to break into their house,” said the mother.

Each man is held on $150,000 bond. A third suspect, a juvenile, was taken to a local detention center. One of the suspects, Dean Favron, just finished serving almost seven years in prison for aggravated assault on a Baton Rouge police officer and two carjacking charges. He was released on June 6th.

Both men will appear before a judge next month.

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also, I vote this thread for “best of nyspeed”

PORT ALLEN, LA (WAFB) - A ten-year-old boy left home alone with his sister used his mother’s gun to shoot an intruder in the face, police said.

Late Tuesday, West Baton Rouge Parish sheriff’s deputies received a call to a Port Allen apartment complex after several shots rang out from inside one of the apartments. “You are out here trying to work and for someone to come and do that and invade your home is very hard,” the children’s mother said. She asked to not be identified.

Deputies say Dean Favron and Roderick Porter knocked several times on the apartment door. The two young children, a ten-year-old boy and eight-year-old girl, stood on the other side, terrified. “He told his sister to be quiet and seconds later, they started kicking on the door and finally kicked the door in,” said Sheriff Mike Cazes. The two children ran to their mother’s bedroom closet.

In a panic, the ten-year-old grabbed his mother’s gun for protection. “He did what I told him to do. I never told him to get the gun, but thank God he did,” she said. Once the two suspects opened the door, threatening the kids, deputies say the boy fired a bullet into the lip of Roderick Porter. The two men were taken to the hospital, where they were later arrested. “It’s just hard. I don’t understand why they would do that. I know they have little brothers and sisters and they wouldn’t want anyone to break into their house,” said the mother.

Each man is held on $150,000 bond. A third suspect, a juvenile, was taken to a local detention center. One of the suspects, Dean Favron, just finished serving almost seven years in prison for aggravated assault on a Baton Rouge police officer and two carjacking charges. He was released on June 6th.

Both men will appear before a judge next month.

http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=10741492&nav=menu57_2

also, I vote this thread for “best of nyspeed”

^^ would have been 100x more badass if he’d used a sword… or a chainsaw:

If he’d just aimed for the body it would be meh, but the kid went right for the headshot and got it.

Id post the “I <3 THIS THREAD” kitten img, but I feel that wouldn’t fall in ordinance of the general theme of the thread itself. Hell, saying the word “love” doesn’t even sound manly but ill say it, I LOVE THIS THREAD ROFL!

I went to see Transformers 2 when these 2 guys who I think we drunk would not shut the fuck up the entire time they were watching it. My buddy and I were pretty pissed off but stayed cool until their “dates” or wives finally told them to shut the fuck up.

They eventually left and all was fine…that was the first time I’ve ever been to the movies and wanted to kill the person who was talking behind me. It really is annoying.

I dunno if the mountain lion one is that badass. A starving withered mountain lion vs full grown man w/ chainsaw… I dunno.The 10 year old boy shooting that guy in the lip tho, holy shit. Way to show macaulay culkin how it’s done.

The mountain lion vs Chainsaw is badass IMO.

Picture this…walking down the trail, chainsaw in hand…MOUNTAIN LION ROAAARRR!!! You just laugh and start the chainsaw…lion charges and you GET.SHIT.DONE.

lmfao, okay that’s hilarious and manly. I could definitely see Bruce Campbell doing this on a camping trip.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/IMG00150.jpg

running a business and not taking credit cards or debit cards… instead, you put a cash machine (ATM) in the corner and tell all your card customers to use it when they pull their cards…

fuck i love it when i walk into places like that and you just know they are putting a few hundred grand in cash aside every year…

not to mention that good ole $4 ATM fee

Does this thread deserve to die?

shit that doesn’t work
sloppy joes
not flushing
$20 worth of empty red dog cans
rust
cutting down trees
leaky head gaskets
shitting in the sandbox

FUCKING EPIC! will watch again…

hahahahaha…the commercial rules

I always liked this one too.

YOU IGNORANT COW!

LMFAO!

Ahhh…soo wrong, but sooo funny.

junkyardwillie (4 weeks ago) Where the hell does she get off correcting a man, he went easy on her if you ask me

56Stiffy (3 days ago) You speak the truth. Most women will walk all over you if you dont keep a foot in her ass.

lol

http://www.truckspills.com/beer_spill_3.jpg

^ Party foul?