minus?
:ham:
lol wow im a retard…duuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…i was in a hurry my fault…
20 yrs and 9 months ago your mom should have swallowed…<—fixed!
i :picard: myself for that one
shouldn’t it have been, my dad should have put it in her ass? haha.
would you put it in your moms ass?
happy b-day internet person ive never met
yay! i hate getting old don’t you?
Happy birthday Shitdick.
err. she does not have one!
Your one year older, one year wiser.
Rock n’ Roll star king czar and a kaiser.
A room full of friends, a mouth full of cake.
Every present is for you and it feels pretty great.
You’re the (wo)man of the hour, the V.I.P.
You get the first slice of the p.i.e.
But first blow out the candles and make a wish.
Put a smile on cus it’s your birthday bitch!
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