Yo: Why the FUCK, do you insist on calling me hatfield everytime I come to the juggs residence?? :lol
:rofl exactly what i was thinking!! :rofl
LMAO… she does have that tendency… probably has something to do with her always being drunk when you see her… Just the other day she got you 2 confused again when I was talking to her… I always have to describe the 2 of u or show her a picture to unconfuse her. lol
OP- do you take offense to the d-word?
also, relevant:
rofl:rofl:rofl
OP, what are your feelings on fake breasts? (sorry if already answered, totally didnt read the whole thread)
dayyyyyummmmmm
Ok its been awhile since i answered… this is completely unrelated to me having the house all to myself last night… actually, no it is completely related!
sorry i missed the youngest portion. That would be 21 (currently) and i’m 30! boo ya!!!
NO! no blue std infected vaj’s for this kid.
I do have some single lady friends… i don’t know if i can pimp them out though. sorry.
hugh jackman, Johnny Depp ( and that’s not a “had to” but a “want to”:bowdown
I am always trying… erik has blocked me before.
i have no idea. i see you more often too. he he he “juggs residence” :thumbup
dyke? no.
i would love to be given an opportunity to compare. as long as they are not CRAZY porn star big, i’d be down.
it wouldn’t be pimping them out, i would take them out to a nice dinner and be a gentleman until they let me know that it is time to go to the bedroom (or any other place of their choice) and treat them like a whore. :lol
hahah Ladies Man right there!:bowdown
How did your name come about?
You mean a pasty white chick from Waterford named Yolanda isn’t normal? :lol
I shoulda known
biggest turn offs, biggest turn ons?
is your view the same as mine in this cenario(sp?)
lezbo’s are women who look like women and can be seen out in public with…
…and dykes are the ones with mullets and like wearing leather and wear boxers and baggy jeans, puts shame to all lesbodykes. etc. etc. tec.
Have you had to fight the Persians to save your favorite lesbian bar?
Did you hire mexicans to go undercover for you to investigate those Persians?
turn-offs- there’s a lot. i have been known to be too picky.
turn ons- there’s a lot. I have been known to be oversexed.
yes… and tend to be trashier.
I don’t really like gay bars. so no. but i did get in a verbal altercation with the Russian lesbian next door. :sFi_bat:
Have you noticed there is a difference to the inner smoothness of a vag when comparing those that gave birth and those that didn’t. Can always tell cant ya? MILFs are more veiney, less subtle?
I hardly call yelling “SUCK MY FUCKING CLIT” across the porch and yard while I am calming them down an altercation…
Right, I call that the start to a kick ass three chick porno shoot. :thumbup