Ever contemplated attaching a dildo to a jigsaw and going to town on your partner?
They sell these now btw…
seems dangerous IMO. i dont think a pussy is engineered for 5000rpm
your russian pussies are inferior to that of the US.
the Soviet policy of Pusistroika wasn’t accepted by a lot of the Russian women for some reason. I guess they didn’t care for Gorby and the map on his head.
i beg to differ, sir
I assume a reciprocating saw or a jackhammer would be far more effective
I heard that Dave Buschur is working on a crank shaft adapter to put a dildo on the end of a 4G63 crank shaft. A piston-dildo adapter is a few years down the road, too.
I probably won’t purchase that, Buschur parts are garbage IMO.
just use a drilldo, its easier
Actually, Russians are well known for two things: getting drunk and having sex.
Usually at the same time or within a short period between the two.
Hi Lesbian,
Why do you choose to be a “bull-dike”, rather than be on the feminine side of the fence? Hey, before you get irritated, you opened the FLOOR to all questions…
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i am far from a bull dyke. i am more middle of the road. I wear make up, womens’ perfume, victoria secrets panties… i just happen to have a mohawk currently… and a lot of tattoos.
holy shit, it was a fucking joke.
picture of said mohawk and tattoos?
:thumbup
one of the things i did on my way out. cant let a thread this good risk getting lost.
mohawk. tattoos to come later.
Damn I missed every thing being in Bermuda
This thread is great
I think I see a sleeve. :number1
Yo is a dirty pirate hooker