Dear resident bear

yessss yes i amm , but still good enough to whip most your asses lol

HBD meatpaws

happy birthday

your present

http://www.whatismyhaiku.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/screwdriver.jpg

John, yous an old fart abalabalaba

Happy Birthday buddy

i almost pissed myself when i read this lololol u asshole

happy birthday buddy

happy birthday man

happy birthday bud

happy birthday wizard sleeve

Happy birthday. Im one year away from 30 and Ive gotta admit that turning 30 scares me.

Remember when we were kids we used to think 30 was old?

30 is old.

Happy birthday to a dude I don’t know.