Dear shift members

Happy birthday man.

listen here fagazoid, im working till 930, then im going to give her a french kiss on her vagina, then if im not dead ill be down for a lil bit. remember i have to work tomorrow at 7 cholo. not only that im fucking beat from the gym. thats right Mr. “you going to the gym?” thinking im actually going to see u there, and u never show up

:facepalm

If I have to come to your house this is not going to end well for you

its only rape if u dont enjoy it.

Oh this will be a whole new level

Tongue punch to the anus?

holy shit. 22? damn. I thought you were younger then that. Still, my little sister is older then you so its ok.

happy birthday fucker

Beirgadren at 9? Hmm.

Happy bday

i will be smashing bottles on the OP and the subject of the OP’s head

Pete, i can brig my Gf if that makes you happy?

the fuck would you ask pete for? :rofl

He likes to hit on her on FB.

Wtf

Tits or GTFO

(This is a joke)

(or is it)

I’m kicking Sean in the nuts tonight

sounds like psi2high is gettin ferked erp

Happy birthday mofo!

He likes to hit on everones gf on facebook

happy bday!!!

Happy bday.