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He’s getting old and can’t remember his password
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Two words - Beer and Hookers
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He’s out on that dirtbike still trying to make that triple
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Been out shopping all day, looking for super thick floormats
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Been busy today, putting the pink stripes back on his truck
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Still skinny dippin with the neighbor!
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Waiting for a password reset from his home network admin (aka NewChic)
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Took too many Geritol and can’t leave the shitter
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Still waiting for the girl to jump out of the cake
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He has a real life and doesn’t need to log into a Car forum on his Birthday!
