eurodad (35), VictorSmalls (27),

[newchic]

@German with a Bowtie

Top Ten Reasons Eurodad (Don) Hasn’t posted in his Birthday threads here or on www.LSXperformanceparts.net/forums :

10. He’s getting old and can’t remember his password

11. Two words - Beer and Hookers

12. He’s out on that dirtbike still trying to make that triple

13. Been out shopping all day, looking for super thick floormats

14. Been busy today, putting the pink stripes back on his truck

15. Still skinny dippin with the neighbor!

16. Waiting for a password reset from his home network admin (aka NewChic)

17. Took too many Geritol and can’t leave the shitter

18. Still waiting for the girl to jump out of the cake

19. He has a real life and doesn’t need to log into a Car forum on his Birthday!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

@eurodad

thanks guys. and it was #8 and also i spent the evening in the emergency room once again. i thought i had cracked a vertabre in my lower back. that’s a hell of a bday present huh? i have a lump on my back about 6inches round and 1.5-2" high center right over my spine. the doc said it’s just severly bruised

Here’s the part he didn’t mention…

Since he was all “Evil Knevil” and injured his ass (literally)… he did not get Birthday SEX!!!