F*cking weaksauce

i slept with all of the women in jegs family, ALL OF THEM!
he cant even deny it.

i say invite some guys over during your sisters birthday party.

i could use the attention of a 14 year old girl

It’s true…btw man my mom says “hi baby”

Do you have any older sisters that you can post up?

lol.

well my older sister Sarah is 25 and married…Mary and Megan are identical twins, they are 20, and Victoria is 13.

pics of twins. now.

wordddd

I read the bible with megan once

lol…really?

yeah she fell asleep afterwards tho

while she was sleeping i superglued my dick to her forehead

Is that why you have that scar…

LMAO… I dont know what your relationship to JEG is but as a 3rd party observer who has no facts about either of you, that dialogue is effin hilarious

lmao no, that was from the masochists glory hole i used while in germany

i didnt realize what a masochist was.

Step 1…

Cut a hole in the box…

oh word…she said she hit her head on the cubbord. lol

lol word yeah, my balls were blocking her eyesight, it was fucking wild lol

lol yeah she said she had something small in her eyes and couldnt see

lol probably talking about all the little sperm i blasted in her eyes, swimming around her pupil, checkin out the rods +cones :tup:

that would make sense man, props :tup:

can i sleep over?