Happy B-Day SoloIIScoob

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats.

This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

[chorus]
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!

[chorus]

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

[chorus without last line]
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

* Stinky's last name is up for debate. It is pronounced closer
to "whizzleteats". The authority for "Weaselteats" is an article
that appeared in "Metro" magazine, a weekly for-free newspaper
that appears at various places in Santa Clara County. The HHJJ
song was described by the author of the article as, <b><i><i>"Sing 'Happy
Happy Joy Joy'. Repeat until death sets you free."</i></i></b>