Homosexual Undertones - NYSPEED Edition

[Paulo]

HAHA, that gay.

[Fry]

@jimbo13kaz

i’ve got about 8 inches so far, and still have to work at 4

You’ve just got to relax the throat. :nohomo:

[boardjnky4]

@SkunkApe

(1:36:38 PM) Teq Xero 9: i wanna eat anything thats jerked
(1:36:41 PM) skunkape123: EW
(1:36:46 PM) skunkape123: GROSS
(1:36:48 PM) Teq Xero 9: i DONT**
(1:36:49 PM) Teq Xero 9: OMGH
(1:36:50 PM) Teq Xero 9: geez
(1:36:51 PM) Teq Xero 9: wtf
(1:37:13 PM) skunkape123: you have made the undertones thread my good man

that is super gay

[Fry]

Dang dude.
http://nyspeed.com/forums/search.php?searchid=3449625

[boardjnky4]

HAHA

[Paulo]

Skunk is synonymous with FGGT.

[SkunkApe]

lolz. oopsies

[jetlounge]

@Red00WS6

can i see a video of you gettin in and out of it? I heard they r a tight fit.

.

[Paulo]

@newman

he probably was 6-5 and 260 or more, but it was tight and uncomfortable for both of us… haha.

i’m fairly small, so ingress/egress is pretty easy… As you get taller and wider it gets harder and harder.

wat

That thread if full of gold. lol

[khoveraki]

@Fry"

First James Frey, now this? I’m going to cancel my membership to Oprah’s book club. :tdown:

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[Geoff]

@layzie

good, dhl sucked dick. they destroyed my package

your package, eh? tee hee hee

[Fry]

@khoveraki

.

lol for the record, I was kidding.

I’m not going to cancel my membership.

[deebo]

@540guy

are you sure your firm.

@maxwell

damn it’s true, you are huge.

@turbo ls1 ss

if worse comes to worst and it dont fit, ill put couple slight bends in it.

oh

[Haenszel]

@EvilJay"

So I know you’ve all missed me terribly. Don’t deny it. Nobody would believe you anyway.

So I got married and I’m moving to California later this month (but its just a secret plan to stalk Originalsin)

Found a pretty solid job and enrolled in school for the spring and my wife (it’s so strange to say…and this ring fits so tight it gives me panic attacks…) is in the military learning Russian to be a super secret spy (or translator realistically).

So I’ll be around for another month if anyone cares to catch up before I go.

716 510 0620
jaywonch@gmail.com
jay.wonch on skype

INB4 “You’ll be back”

@Fry

Yeah I came back too. Fail. :highfive:

@Fry

Congrats on the whole “life” thing. :tup:

@EvilJay

It happens to the best of us…on the up side…so many nice non-rusty cars on Monterey Craigslist…

@SkunkApe

WTF!!!

@EvilJay

You never made a move…sorry

@2TurboZ

You’re Straight?!?!?!?!?!??!

@Haenszel

I’ll say it again. Fuck you.

@deebo

^i dont believe it

@EvilJay

mostly

@fbrendan

:highfive:

@2TurboZ

whodathunkit?

@EvilJay

omg -karma to you!

@JEG

Mostly doesn’t count lol.

@EvilJay

I can’t believe i took you off my ignore list for that!

@Haenszel

I dunno if anyone noticed but jaywonch just posted his phone number in public.

And its real.

@EvilJay

Don’t tempt me brian haenszel…

@zwarbyt

i don’t know you, but this much i can assure you, facebook is pissed we are not friends

@2TurboZ

Did you break the news to Woodrow yet??

@Haenszel

There’s a Jen Wonch!

AHH!

@EvilJay

He was crushed…but he…just like willybeen, skunkape and yourself all had your chance!

@2TurboZ

I dont understand it…first I find out you are straight…now engaged…and moving.

WTF man…way to just pull the rug out from under all of us.

Its like you have been living a lie all these years.

@EvilJay

I’m snkysnky

@2TurboZ

I wouldnt be surprised if I see whooliebean, skunk, and woodrow when I climb to the top of the nearest bridge to throw myself off of thinking about you actually having the opportunity to make a baby and have a family…WITH A GIRL!..ewwww

@EvilJay

If its worth anything to you…she didn’t used to be a girl…so i’m not completely straight.

@BREETIME

what the fuck?!
you got hitched?!
and your leaving me?!

@EvilJay

You had me at hello?

@2TurboZ

and now I have the truth…I will be sad…but atleast I will be able to sleep at night knowing that I did not lose out to a total girl.

Thank you Jay Wonch

Thank you for the love and affection

Thank you for the memories

Thank you for the opportunity to be your special guy

I will treasure these thoughts always…but since you are no longer available…I just have one thing to say to you.

http://www.clevver.com/music/video/23847/chicago-look-away.html

@EvilJay

And I only have one thing to say to you guys…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

@2TurboZ

HAHA…I just got R.R’d

@Haenszel

You’re the bartender.

@EvilJay

Classy and stylish?

@2TurboZ

zing!

@Haenszel

You know what I mean.

@SkunkApe

jay im adding you on skype

@EvilJay

even though i’m a bartender?

@Haenszel

Stir me, shake me all night long.

@EvilJay

lulz

:picard:

[EvilJay]

Gayest thread ever…even without zong

[pirite]

@Dr.Stevil

thanks man, and good god that is HUGE

lol

[Fry]

@justa4door

i know a guy … in and out 10 min or less

pm me if you want

:run:

[justa4door]

let me help you out

@justa4door

if you take me you will give you the bj

[Geoff]

@SkunkApe"

not looking for anything huge. few feet in height maybe?

@SkunkApe

i might grab it this weekend

eesh. I bet you will grab it this weekend. I bet you will.

[RobHimself]

Lol when i saw him at the mall getting new sunglasses i could swear he said “i wanted black ones” That would have been funny if he posted that