Merry Christmas!!!!

PJB my baby daddy.

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You are such a good looking couple! Whats the babies name?

I’m thinking Traytray or Tito. If a girl laquishanita.

I’s gon get me down to social services and get me dem ebts and child support. PJB buyin me new rims and a flat screen!

I’s gotta call all my friends on my obamaphone and tell them the news!

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I thought we were naming it Jorge if its a boy and why would I buy my baby momma shit when taxpayers will buy it for us?

Living in the projects is gonna be great. I can smoke rocks and blunts and shoot dice all day and not go to work.

Well put some jungle plants on the stoop and it’ll feel like home.

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I wish KFC delivered

Make it easier on your tax accountant, and just name the kid by its corresponding benefits card number.

and Paul you cant smoke rocks and blunts, thats just going too far.

Ah crap. Turns out I’m not knocked up. Just had to poop.

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so you had the baby!!!

congrats

I can alternate, cant I?

Fuck. I just quit my job for nothing?

No silly, the rocks are for the baby momma and the weeds for the daddy… that way the kid comes out fucked up and wont get a job when they are old enough so the cycle keeps going.

Glad someone got the joke!

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i lauged hard when I hit F5 and read that one! tried to + rep ya but ran out of reps