Oh hai CP opening up in 2010
Please seen Ron or Mackenzie for applications and pedobear constume measurements
Thanks,
The ManagementRon in 40 years:
I wish I could be as Epically awesome as that dude.
Then gtfo out of the thread, Buzz Killington. We’re talkin about nekked minors here.
Virgins need not apply.
I would also like to state that Fapping will not be allowed in my strip club. This will be an upscale joint where you can see underaged girls with low self esteem and possible abuse/abandonment issues take off their clothes for money.
we’re putting girl through college here. A future in every G sting
My advice to you: it takes a real man to drink a bay breeze.
damn straight! it’s community work. helping the kids gain real world knowledge and save money for college.
I mainly drink Gin and Tonic as my mixer of choice
Please don’t say with Tanqueray.
If that’s the case you can mix those yourself, or I quit as bartender.
Bombay Saphire is best
Fine. Deal. Now let’s talk about salary…
$4.50 an hour and you keep 100% of your tips.
I think that is more than generous for bartender pay
u realize that is a common practice and how people get away with shit all the time.
Soooo where do I sign up?
12’s a bit young still.
How about 13+
i need measurements for my pedobear costume… who do i see???
That was more as a reply to what Bakerian said, just pointing out you won’t go to prison, because the law doesn’t really specifically say it’s illegal.
i think its goin to have to be 14+, cuz thats when u get working papers.
Yeah, in NY.
Ron, how would this work when you are not allowed within 200ft of where children reside?
That’s what the geriatric pimp costume is for. We’re going to give him a sweet alias to go with the disguise.