The Three Word Story Thread

killing the dinosaurs

Oh Bob Saget

loved cocaine earlier

through anal insertion

and raped goats

Who bit his

tiny white penis

off and it

started dancing around

and loudly singing

Justin Bieber Songs

while pleasuring itself.

He proceeded to

make a sammich

out of roadkill

and baby penis

said to himself

skeet skeet skeet

and came on

somebody’s garden gnome