Theres ducks in my pool

happy b-day jellies

Why the fuck am I almost in tears of laughter after reading this? Lolololol, holy shit.
5 star thread.

Ive got a phillips head with your name on it bitch

all i did was wish u a happy b-day and ya wanna go there ? fuck u man , i hope your cake melts lol

Flat heads are cleaner. Have you ever used a square drive screwdriver before?

Its not my motherfucking birthday every fucking day

how you gonna stab with a square?

Stab? I screw with mine. The heads don’t slip and strip.

Pjb… are you mad we didnt make you a birthday thread today?

ill do it

How old are you PJB? I had a birthday last year…

Well on the mean streets of Rotterdam screwdrivers are weapons. Theyre all us poor folk have.

old enough to know better but still too young to care

he is 38

As long as you don’t bring a screwdriver to a gunfight.

BUMP

too cold for ducks. They dont swim in snow and theres probably 2’ of snow on the pool now.

On the contrary, there was a family of ducks in the Glenmont Price Chopper parking lot about a week ago. I’m pretty sure they were PR ducks based on their inability to pick a proper time to have children and now have to rely on everyone else to feed and shelter them.

On a side note if anyone ever compiles all of the PJB cartoons into a book the title should definitely be “Ducks in My Pool”

My girlfriend just read this thread. She enjoyed it.

GD3, plus rep for your sig making her say “ew”. :rofl

Holy Tony Soprano