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busting out your dick and doing a helicopter with it in a jail cell
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running from the police when they catch you in a speed trap pretty much just because you’ve always wanted to run from the police and not because you are afraid of gettting a speeding ticket.
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Driving someone around in your car who isn’t into cars at all and when they comment on how obnoxious the car is you say: “yeah… hahha, but you know what? this is the fastest car you have ever been in.” Then proving it by maxxing out 3rd gear and laughing your ass off.
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Getting into a really basic debate at a gathering / party where someone you know doesnt know shit calls your car slow. Then you bet them $50 that not only would you smoke their off-the-lot shit lease-mobile, but that instead of making them race you you will simply take them for a ride. The bet is that they will decline to race you afterwards, because having never actually been in a really fast car kind of puts you at a disadvantage when talking shit about cars that are actually fast.
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trying to figure out if you should beat-off to this awesome porno you just came across or save yourself for this evening because you’re going to a party with your chick and chances are you’re gonna sex anyways… then beating off anyways and then figuring a way to avoid having sex later so that you dont have to tell her: “no thanks, i came into the wastebasket in the living room this afternoon already”