Decorative Pillows:
I buy a new bed and new pillows and for some apparent reason i go to lay on the bed to rest only to find out that these pillows that are on the bed are not for laying on.
“you’ll ruin them!”
“IT’S A FUCKING PILLOW!!”
No, instead before actually laying to rest one must remove the pillows that make the bed pretty while not in use in favour of the more utiltarian pillows, which also have to meet some level of frill and trim.
The requirement for multiple sets of pillows essentially turns ones bed into a garden during the day. It is something to be tended to and staged, right up until sleepy time.
fuck decorative pillows and fancy sheet that require dry cleaning. If your best bed sheets cant handle some serious cum stains on several occasions before requiring wash then you need new bed sheets or limit fucking to the couch or something.
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Exotic brand glasses, non-shades.
People who dont even need glasses are wearing this shit now. Dropping $400 on a generic frame with the mildest of lenses.
I swear to god it’s just an arms-race to see who can get the biggest and most exotic brand name as close to their face as possible. i’m just waiting for people to start getting the Tommy Hilifiger logo tatoo’d across their forehead… but only in the Tommy stores, so it’s authentic… you faggots… you might as well not even have lenses in them for shit sake, there is nothing wrong with your vision, you just want people to be like: “Oh, D&G, you must have money… no, wait… fuck you”
You need glasses so you can fucking SEE… What’s next? Burberry medic-alert bracelets? How about LV maxi-pads and Gucci brand acetylsalicylic acid (aspirin).
Fuck $400, exotic brand name, non-sunglass, eye-wear. If you wear this you are a fag. I bet there are some people on here wearing it… guess what, it wasnt designed by Prada, it also was not made by Prada. It’s a generic chinese or Turkish production frame branded under license and sold for 500% more than the other lesser brands that adorn the identical frames… glasses are about the lenses to assist your vision, not the neato frame.
It isn’t like a Prada shirt made in Milan in exclusive fabrics and trims with fresh collars and sturdy buttons… there are actual differences between a $15 shirt from Target and a $400 shirt from Prada or a private tailor. Not so with frames Douche McGoo.
more over, if you only need a light prescription and your optomitrist or doctor told you to get glasses or contacts then they are bullshitting you and raping you for your insurance dollars.
I used to have a mild prescription and it just made my eyes more dependent on the glasses, making my non-glasses wearing vision even worse… i had them for 2-3 years in high-school and univeristy… i tossed them in the garbage and i see fine now… better than when i had glasses
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Being flamboyantly gay…
no there isnt anything morally wrong about dicking a dude, but still… keep that shit to yourself, Skunk.
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