This may fall under the category of being flamboyantly gay but down here on the island it seems to be cool for a man to go get his eyebrows waxed along with a nice fake tan. May i add blowout haircuts to list as well? I submit this photo as evidence…
Simply enter any mall or club on LI to witness the douchebaggery.
I have 5 pairs of shoes
Sandals, Sneakers, Boots, 2 pairs of dress shoes.
I almost feel bad for the guys in that picture. It’s gotton so famous that it probably will end up in the dictionary next to “douch bag”.
Wine coolers
scented toilet paper
lubricated condoms
ultra light cigarettes
bed, bath and beyond
If you go beyond beyond, then it becomes manly again.
beyond beyond has chris walken…so its clearly manly.
skorts (skirt-shorts)… fuck those, harder to finger bang
recycling
washing the dishes before you finish eating… sit down and eat bitch
Here’s a good one…
Expecting a response to every comment you make. Sometimes what you say doesnt require a response. A man knows this.
Word.
If you’re a guy and your phone blows up to a rap song /yourself.
The guy in the office next to me has “Tommy can you hear me” for his ring tone. His name is Tom. That is acceptable.
If your ringtone’s only purpose is to broadcast how hip you are when someone calls you, then you might as well go make me a sammich.
A&F
what about the airwofl theme? :headbang:
My ringtone is the same ringtone as Chev Chellios in the movie Crank.
BOOOOOOSH!
booo, airwolf rocks
is kelly clarkson “since you been gone” acceptable?
vibrate is all that should be on. maybe a simple beep. I dont need to know that your phone is ringing.
Yeah that’s fine. But only if you have a beard, so that the irony of the ringtone is hilarious. :tup:
sounds good!
thats my unknown ring tone, my known caller is van halen :headbang:
yeah if your phone uses a ringtone at all you have a vag…
you aren’t carrying it around in a purse…its in your pocket, put it on vibrate