All that is NOT man...

NYSpeed Automotive NYSpeed Off Topic
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i have a plain simple ring on my phone, standard LG tone.

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Me + 1970 Yellow beetle convertible = Ghey
Thanks for the update

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what about…

blaring avril lavigne “girlfriend” in my car…with the windows up ofcourse.

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they seriously make this? fuck you, i want some…

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Dammit, I have one of those too. But they’re old cars that require you to get your hands dirty, so that makes them exempt. A yellow new Beetle convertible on the other hand…

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haha, fucking lol. shawn I hope you read that…

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Wat? this is absolutely unacceptable.

edit:
bluetooth headsets not being used in a vehicle
gardening - this is very prevalent on my street. if you are a guy, please don’t publicly humiliate yourself. and if you honestly seriously just love gardening, do it at 2 am so no one sees/makes fun of you/puddings your house.
walking your cat
sewing (unless you are stitching up a wound. thats super manly)

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lol I just noticed your sig. :ohnoes: Did he start yet?

Oh, and to stay on topic: Driving with your left hand on the right side of the wheel. Sit up straight you thugfag!

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Wow. When i had my beard i had that ringtone as a joke for a while. I thought it was kind of funny. I guess i’m ok then.

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  • “Tough guys wear pink” shirts…

  • Hello Kitty.

  • Forum usernames such as (and not limited to) JustKarter, CubanCrisis, IDiablo.

  • Hybrids.

  • Whip Cream.

  • any food/drink with the word “Light” on the label.

  • tampons.

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I propose :thugfag: smiley which depicts exactly what you just described.

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come up with the pic.

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any t-shirt that is not black

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-Cudding/spooning without hitting it
-Minivans
-Wine coolers

  • >1 hr phone calls “just to talk”
    -going out “just to dance”
    -dancing with the stars/american idol/reality tv in general

And now an interesting one: Lesbian porn. also qualifies as all that is man.

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>1 hour phone calls for anything but a hostage negotiation. Even then the hostages had better be important.

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:clap:

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PINK WHEELS.

also, hazelnut coffe rocks, i dont care what anyone says.

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The 50 taper Daewoo’s at my work will own most any other in the shop.

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lifting the toilet seat. A real man tells his woman to deal with it.

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  • front wheel drive
  • 30+mpg
  • automatic tranny on anything other than a truck or SUV
  • cosmetic surgery
  • tanning, especially tanning beds and especially especially fake tan lotions